8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread

[DavidGee24]

New Rump Ranger pitcher Merrill Kelly against Castillo. They just got him from the D-Bags and he shut us down two months ago when we faced him. Maybe he'll come out and pitch like the new Spankee relievers HYUK YUK YUK!

Last night was a long dreadfest and then BOOM! JP's carcass sat up like The Undertaker and what an electric moment it was.

Don't let these bums up and let's fart on their heads some more.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

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LET's FREAKIN GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[D-train]

I LOVED WWE as a kid but then I turned 13. I can't believe grown adults watch this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwtYt8z2L1s

[desbcoach]

New Rump Ranger pitcher Merrill Kelly against Castillo. They just got him from the D-Bags and he shut us down two months ago when we faced him. Maybe he'll come out and pitch like the new Spankee relievers HYUK YUK YUK!

Last night was a long dreadfest and then BOOM! JP's carcass sat up like The Undertaker and what an electric moment it was.

Don't let these bums up and let's fart on their heads some more.

Yes he went 6 inning and 4 hits no runs allowed

[Hy Feiber]

New Rump Ranger pitcher Merrill Kelly against Castillo. They just got him from the D-Bags and he shut us down two months ago when we faced him. Maybe he'll come out and pitch like the new Spankee relievers HYUK YUK YUK!

Last night was a long dreadfest and then BOOM! JP's carcass sat up like The Undertaker and what an electric moment it was.

Don't let these bums up and let's fart on their heads some more.

Yes he went 6 inning and 4 hits no runs allowed

After Ms two Steals, they are almost a shooin to be a wildcard.

I’d say 60% chance for division.

Did JDip get a brain transplant?

[seth8734]

New Rump Ranger pitcher Merrill Kelly against Castillo. They just got him from the D-Bags and he shut us down two months ago when we faced him. Maybe he'll come out and pitch like the new Spankee relievers HYUK YUK YUK!

Last night was a long dreadfest and then BOOM! JP's carcass sat up like The Undertaker and what an electric moment it was.

Don't let these bums up and let's fart on their heads some more.

This lineup looks so much better then it did then. Kelly is tough though. Need the Rock to continue pitching well. Gotta win this series no split. So come on!!!

Fuck Castillos velocity is way down. Low 90s. Dont need this right now!!

Cal continues helping out the pitcher. Fuckkk come on.

[Captain 97]

This ump has a postage stamp for a strike zone.

[seth8734]

Fkkk wish the offense would cook more against starters. Gotta take this game to avoid a split. Degrom vs Evans is scary favoring Rangers. Gotta get this!!!

[Vogelbomb]

Fkkk wish the offense would cook more against starters. Gotta take this game to avoid a split. Degrom vs Evans is scary favoring Rangers. Gotta get this!!!

Enough with the pessimism. How many beers deep are you anyways? Ms have already waxed DeGrom and we own the Rangers at home. Stop worrying. Their lineup sucks. We got both games

[Vogelbomb]

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LET's FREAKIN GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love your energy bro! dabronx always brings it