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8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 6:34 am
by DavidGee24
New Rump Ranger pitcher Merrill Kelly against Castillo. They just got him from the D-Bags and he shut us down two months ago when we faced him. Maybe he'll come out and pitch like the new Spankee relievers HYUK YUK YUK!
Last night was a long dreadfest and then BOOM! JP's carcass sat up like The Undertaker and what an electric moment it was.
Don't let these bums up and let's fart on their heads some more.
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 1:16 pm
by seattlefan-daBronx

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LET's FREAKIN GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 2:31 pm
by D-train
I LOVED WWE as a kid but then I turned 13. I can't believe grown adults watch this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwtYt8z2L1s
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 3:27 pm
by desbcoach
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 02, 2025 6:34 am
New Rump Ranger pitcher Merrill Kelly against Castillo. They just got him from the D-Bags and he shut us down two months ago when we faced him. Maybe he'll come out and pitch like the new Spankee relievers HYUK YUK YUK!
Last night was a long dreadfest and then BOOM! JP's carcass sat up like The Undertaker and what an electric moment it was.
Don't let these bums up and let's fart on their heads some more.
Yes he went 6 inning and 4 hits no runs allowed
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 4:00 pm
by Hy Feiber
desbcoach wrote: ↑Sat Aug 02, 2025 3:27 pm
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 02, 2025 6:34 am
New Rump Ranger pitcher Merrill Kelly against Castillo. They just got him from the D-Bags and he shut us down two months ago when we faced him. Maybe he'll come out and pitch like the new Spankee relievers HYUK YUK YUK!
Last night was a long dreadfest and then BOOM! JP's carcass sat up like The Undertaker and what an electric moment it was.
Don't let these bums up and let's fart on their heads some more.
Yes he went 6 inning and 4 hits no runs allowed
After Ms two Steals, they are almost a shooin to be a wildcard.
I’d say 60% chance for division.
Did JDip get a brain transplant?
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 6:55 pm
by seth8734
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 02, 2025 6:34 am
New Rump Ranger pitcher Merrill Kelly against Castillo. They just got him from the D-Bags and he shut us down two months ago when we faced him. Maybe he'll come out and pitch like the new Spankee relievers HYUK YUK YUK!
Last night was a long dreadfest and then BOOM! JP's carcass sat up like The Undertaker and what an electric moment it was.
Don't let these bums up and let's fart on their heads some more.
This lineup looks so much better then it did then. Kelly is tough though. Need the Rock to continue pitching well. Gotta win this series no split. So come on!!!
Fuck Castillos velocity is way down. Low 90s. Dont need this right now!!
Cal continues helping out the pitcher. Fuckkk come on.
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 8:30 pm
by Captain 97
This ump has a postage stamp for a strike zone.
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 8:37 pm
by seth8734
Fkkk wish the offense would cook more against starters. Gotta take this game to avoid a split. Degrom vs Evans is scary favoring Rangers. Gotta get this!!!
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 8:38 pm
by Vogelbomb
seth8734 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 02, 2025 8:37 pm
Fkkk wish the offense would cook more against starters. Gotta take this game to avoid a split. Degrom vs Evans is scary favoring Rangers. Gotta get this!!!
Enough with the pessimism. How many beers deep are you anyways? Ms have already waxed DeGrom and we own the Rangers at home. Stop worrying. Their lineup sucks. We got both games
Re: 8/2/25 GT: JP's back from the dead game thread
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 8:39 pm
by Vogelbomb
seattlefan-daBronx wrote: ↑Sat Aug 02, 2025 1:16 pm
undertaker.jpeg
LET's FREAKIN GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love your energy bro! dabronx always brings it