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Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 7:24 am
by mostonmike
1:10 PM PDT / 9:10 PM BST — Bryan Woo (RHP) vs. MacKenzie Gore (LHP)

Woo is still 0-2 despite a 2.16 ERA.

MacKenzie Gore enters with 30 strikeouts and a massive chip on his shoulder after being traded to Texas in January. He faced us on April 8th and threw 5.0 scoreless innings with 9 strikeouts in a 3-0 Rangers win. We have already had 4 shutout defeats this season.

After the Saint George debate yesterday - today I'm channelling my inner Monty Python.

Bryan Woo - will he be the messiah or just a very naughty boy ?

Apart from the 21-year drought, the 116-win collapse, and the 50 years of historic ultimate failure, What have the Mariners ever done for us?

Go Woo, Go M's

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 8:15 am
by Donn Beach
If MacKenzie Gore has a chip on his shoulder no doubt it's due to his parents naming him MacKenzie.

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 4:17 pm
by D-train

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 5:40 pm
by D-train
Far worse than I even could imagine. This team is run by a fucking troupe of Baboons.

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 6:21 pm
by mostonmike
Wow. What a lineup.

Says nobody, ever.

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 6:25 pm
by D-train
mostonmike wrote:
Sun Apr 19, 2026 6:21 pm
Wow. What a lineup.

Says nobody, ever.
Question on your guy's date format. Is that you you say it as well. For example, when someone ask what your birth day is do you say 19th of April or April 19th.

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 8:02 pm
by Sibelius Hindemith
Joe is due to go off, 3 hits, sb, 2rbi...

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 8:10 pm
by seth8734
Gore has gotta be licking his chops. Seriously name a more loser of a lineup he will ever have to face

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 8:13 pm
by D-train
Sibelius Hindemith wrote:
Sun Apr 19, 2026 8:02 pm
Joe is due to go off, 3 hits, sb, 2rbi...
Joe DiMaggio?

Re: Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2026 8:17 pm
by D-train
Nice DP. Now we get to see Loiterers Row go to work!