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9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 6:28 am
by DavidGee24
18 Ks and 14 LOB against the worst pitching staff in baseball. Kade Anderson out there looking like Caleb "Turd" Ferguson 2.0. Our bullpen continuing to suck.
Most disappointing Mariner team ever. Second most? Maybe the 1996 team that didn't follow up on 1995 but at least was an entertaining team.
Football can't get here fast enough.
That all said, let's go knock these bums down and fart on their heads. Got Glibert going tonight and hopefully we get Logan and not Melissa.
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 2:44 pm
by rockycola
21 agonizing, pointless games remaining.
Puh-leez, lose them all.
Keep striking out and shitting the bed.
The Dipoto hubris must go; his presence needs to end. Those above him may endure, pocket some profit and perhaps, with no humility, prepare for 2027 with the careless caretaking of a deserted, dusty pawn shop with nothing left but rusted, bent, tireless bicycle rims.
Look at Dan Wilson. He's broken I think he will resign, or should.
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 4:12 pm
by DavidGee24
rockycola wrote: ↑Fri Sep 04, 2026 2:44 pm
21 agonizing, pointless games remaining.
Puh-leez, lose them all.
I just get the feeling we're going to go on a run, end up one game short of the playoffs, and nobody will get fired.
The Donovan injuries really killed us this year because not only would he have solidified the lineup, but with him out it gave about 400 at-bats to guys who cumulatively hit about .130. It's not just his 3-WAR that we lost, it's the negative 3-WAR that we replaced it with, basically a 6-game flip in the standings.
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 4:29 pm
by DavidGee24
Last night I went 4-4 with two doubles, a triple and a home run. All the Mariner hitters combined, against dogshit pitching, hit two doubles.
I have a tournament on Saturday, minimum four games. If I end up outslugging the Mariners in this series this weekend the entire team should just be retired.
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 5:39 pm
by baller
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 04, 2026 4:12 pm
rockycola wrote: ↑Fri Sep 04, 2026 2:44 pm
21 agonizing, pointless games remaining.
Puh-leez, lose them all.
I just get the feeling we're going to go on a run, end up one game short of the playoffs, and nobody will get fired.
This is the worst case scenario to me, then Dipshito would say they turned the corner and things are looking up for next season.
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:21 am
by seth8734
Excited for yet another shit show of a game yay!!!
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:46 am
by DavidGee24
Melissa giving up two bombs to Rivas-type hitters. This is why he'll never be elite.
Wow, he's given up 18 at home and only 3 on the road?
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:53 am
by rockycola
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:46 am
Melissa giving up two bombs to Rivas-type hitters. This is why he'll never be elite.
Wow, he's given up 18 at home and only 3 on the road?
False statement Gee. Melissa just gave up his 3rd homer. Groan, this is abysmal.
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:54 am
by rockycola
rockycola wrote: ↑Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:53 am
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:46 am
Melissa giving up two bombs to Rivas-type hitters. This is why he'll never be elite.
Wow, he's given up 18 at home and only 3 on the road?
False statement Gee. Melissa just gave up his 3rd homer. Groan, this is abysmal.
OMG.....he just gave up the 4th homer of the 3rd inning.....
Re: 9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:54 am
by seth8734
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 05, 2026 2:46 am
Melissa giving up two bombs to Rivas-type hitters. This is why he'll never be elite.
Wow, he's given up 18 at home and only 3 on the road?
Wholly fkkkk minor leaguers are hitting better then us. Not shocked but wow 4 homers in 1 inning. We cant hit 4 in a game. Getting outscored by a horrid road offense.