More banners the Mariners should raise

[DavidGee24]

Woodinville Coug posted on another thread a photoshopped banner saying "2019 WE STARTED 13-2", and I thought about the dearth of banners the organization has hanging from the rafters and what can we do to get more up there, because this organization really does have a plethora of accomplishments.

So let's come up with some ideas. Like the ones we have now, the banner has to list the year and then the accomplishment. I'll go first:

1981
(outlines of a baseball and Lenny Randle on all fours with his lips pushing outward and wind lines coming out of his mouth)
FOUL BALL

[Millikin]

Plenty of room for a banner for each year the Mariners finished over .500.

[SpokaneCoug]

1994 -- Surviving the Kingdome ceiling tiles falling.

[Happy as hell]

2010—“The Don” Wakamatsu KOs Chone (“Chickensh!t”) Figgins in Round 4 of a dugout brawl.

[Hasslecracked]

2018

"Clubhouse Brawl: Jean Segura vs Dee Gordon"

[DavidGee24]

Good grief, I expected you guys to knock this one out of the park. Here, let me give you another one:

2008
(outline of player face-planting with dollar signs in place of stars)
100 MILLION DOLLAR PAYROLL
100 LOSSES

Think unique baseball "accomplishments".

[SpokaneCoug]

The banner would have whatever a horrible trade icon would look like - it would say "1997 - Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe for Heathcliff Fucking Slocumb"

[SpokaneCoug]

Same icon banner as above - 2007 - Adam Jones/Chris Tillman/George Sherrill for Eric God Damnit Bedard

[DavidGee24]

1997 - Jason Varitek and Derek Lowe for Heathcliff Fucking Slocumb banner.

The point is to gloat about a unique "accomplishment" that really isn't one. Here's a third:

1970
(outline of moving truck with "Milwaukee" on the side)
SUCKERS

[Ziskmagic]

How about a banner for the most consecutive seasons without a banner? Or conversely we could go for most banners without a World Series appearance.