Sad Sack game thread

[D-train]

In Haniger's honor.


Homer Bailey
RHP
5-6, 5.37 ERA, 61 SO

Yusei Kikuchi
LHP
3-4, 4.78 ERA, 55 SO

SEA Lineup
TBMallex Smith (L) CF
J.P. Crawford (L) SS
Domingo Santana (R) RF
Daniel Vogelbach (L) 1B
Omar Narvaez (L) C
Kyle Seager (L) 3B
Tom Murphy (R) DH
Dee Gordon (L) 2B
Mac Williamson (R) LF

[:::]

Ouch!

[Hanjag]

Haniger being out is painful for multiple reasons. Almost as painful is the fact that scrap heap Mac is soaking up Abs that I would really like to see Braden " Hebrew He-Man" Bishop getting daily MLB ABs.

[Hanjag]

Recently one of the posters put up an article talking about Bishop as the son of two Jewish parents. The most famous current Jewish baseball player I think is Ryan "Hebrew Hammer" Braun.

Hammer is taken but how about play on BB's with JJs
Braden Jewish Jackhammer Bishop.
Hebrew He-Man from above.
Braden He Brew you
He is pretty speedy "Jewish Jet"
Speaking of pouncing on fly-balls in the field and pitches at the plate Braden "Hebrew Hellcat" Bishop
Hmm, when we hear about bigotry towards Jewish people the phrase used most often is anti-Semitic.

So,,,
Braden "The Semitic mett" Bishop I made that up and I think it is lame. I can't seem to rhyme something with Semitic.
OOOO
Braden the Semitic made you look pathetic. Sounds more like a jeer.

Maybe I should make a write in and a poll.

[Coeurd’Alene J]

Commence the trouncing


We need to lose Bigly

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Aren't they supposed to win today?

[TLO Idaho]

Haniger being out is painful for multiple reasons. Almost as painful is the fact that scrap heap Mac is soaking up Abs that I would really like to see Braden " Hebrew He-Man" Bishop getting daily MLB ABs.

I too am not impressed with "Mac the knife can't cut the mustard".

[Hanjag]

Haniger being out is painful for multiple reasons. Almost as painful is the fact that scrap heap Mac is soaking up Abs that I would really like to see Braden " Hebrew He-Man" Bishop getting daily MLB ABs.

I too am not impressed with "Mac the knife can't cut the mustard".

L ve it!

Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks is one my favorite singer of all time.

Before someone pipes up. I do know that Mack the Knife was like Bobby Darin, Louise Armstrong, Ella F, F. Sinatra, etc.

[Hanjag]

Aren't they supposed to win today?

So it is written, so it shall be done.

[DavidGee24]

Well, their pitcher sucks even worse so this one isn't over yet.