A complete and utter SHOCKER

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Bil522
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A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by Bil522 » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 pm

Anthony Swarzak has been damn near unhittable for the Braves.

17.1IP
0.52 ERA
8 HITS
8 BB
21 K

And what did we get???? We paid extra cash to Atlanta for an already injured player and a player we already cut
Really how many if us could have guessed this would be the outcome.

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bpj
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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by bpj » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:28 pm

It was a weird string of transactions.

Itchy trigger finger Dipoto is my guess.

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Double Mocha Man
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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by Double Mocha Man » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:50 pm

Bil522 wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 pm
Anthony Swarzak has been damn near unhittable for the Braves.

17.1IP
0.52 ERA
8 HITS
8 BB
21 K

And what did we get???? We paid extra cash to Atlanta for an already injured player and a player we already cut
Really how many if us could have guessed this would be the outcome.
There are certain things a player can do to get out of Seattle. Swarzak apparently read the Beltre blueprint.
DMM

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Coeurd’Alene J
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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by Coeurd’Alene J » Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:57 pm

Double Mocha Man wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:50 pm
Bil522 wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 pm
Anthony Swarzak has been damn near unhittable for the Braves.

17.1IP
0.52 ERA
8 HITS
8 BB
21 K

And what did we get???? We paid extra cash to Atlanta for an already injured player and a player we already cut
Really how many if us could have guessed this would be the outcome.
There are certain things a player can do to get out of Seattle. Swarzak apparently read the Beltre blueprint.
Lol

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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by D-train » Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:02 pm

Double Mocha Man wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:50 pm
Bil522 wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 pm
Anthony Swarzak has been damn near unhittable for the Braves.

17.1IP
0.52 ERA
8 HITS
8 BB
21 K

And what did we get???? We paid extra cash to Atlanta for an already injured player and a player we already cut
Really how many if us could have guessed this would be the outcome.
There are certain things a player can do to get out of Seattle. Swarzak apparently read the Beltre blueprint.
Well Beltre just waited until he was an FA so.........
dt

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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by DavidGee24 » Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:34 pm

I would think of nothing of it. According to the back of Swarzak's bubble gum card, the last 17 innings have been a huge aberration.

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D-train
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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by D-train » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:27 am

Guessing Braves fans will be treated to him peeing his pants and crying behind the mound after a few bombs in short order.
dt

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Sibelius Hindemith
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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:39 am

What a POS. They trade him to a contender and all of a sudden he rediscovers his mojo. He's the kind of guy you don't want to rely on when the chips are down.

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Donn Beach
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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by Donn Beach » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:07 am

he is on the DL

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Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Post by D-train » Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:10 am

Donn Beach wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:07 am
he is on the DL
Sold his soul to the devil and now his utters are shocked.
dt

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