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A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 pm
by Bil522
Anthony Swarzak has been damn near unhittable for the Braves.

17.1IP
0.52 ERA
8 HITS
8 BB
21 K

And what did we get???? We paid extra cash to Atlanta for an already injured player and a player we already cut
Really how many if us could have guessed this would be the outcome.

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:28 pm
by bpj
It was a weird string of transactions.

Itchy trigger finger Dipoto is my guess.

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:50 pm
by Double Mocha Man
Bil522 wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 pm
Anthony Swarzak has been damn near unhittable for the Braves.

17.1IP
0.52 ERA
8 HITS
8 BB
21 K

And what did we get???? We paid extra cash to Atlanta for an already injured player and a player we already cut
Really how many if us could have guessed this would be the outcome.
There are certain things a player can do to get out of Seattle. Swarzak apparently read the Beltre blueprint.

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 9:57 pm
by Coeurd’Alene J
Double Mocha Man wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:50 pm
Bil522 wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 pm
Anthony Swarzak has been damn near unhittable for the Braves.

17.1IP
0.52 ERA
8 HITS
8 BB
21 K

And what did we get???? We paid extra cash to Atlanta for an already injured player and a player we already cut
Really how many if us could have guessed this would be the outcome.
There are certain things a player can do to get out of Seattle. Swarzak apparently read the Beltre blueprint.
Lol

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:02 pm
by D-train
Double Mocha Man wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:50 pm
Bil522 wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:13 pm
Anthony Swarzak has been damn near unhittable for the Braves.

17.1IP
0.52 ERA
8 HITS
8 BB
21 K

And what did we get???? We paid extra cash to Atlanta for an already injured player and a player we already cut
Really how many if us could have guessed this would be the outcome.
There are certain things a player can do to get out of Seattle. Swarzak apparently read the Beltre blueprint.
Well Beltre just waited until he was an FA so.........

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:34 pm
by DavidGee24
I would think of nothing of it. According to the back of Swarzak's bubble gum card, the last 17 innings have been a huge aberration.

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:27 am
by D-train
Guessing Braves fans will be treated to him peeing his pants and crying behind the mound after a few bombs in short order.

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:39 am
by Sibelius Hindemith
What a POS. They trade him to a contender and all of a sudden he rediscovers his mojo. He's the kind of guy you don't want to rely on when the chips are down.

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:07 am
by Donn Beach
he is on the DL

Re: A complete and utter SHOCKER

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:10 am
by D-train
Donn Beach wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 1:07 am
he is on the DL
Sold his soul to the devil and now his utters are shocked.