Slug her, Mug her, Bugger, Fugger~DUGGER do Indian game thread

[rockycola]

Dugger is up. Dugger is due
Indians bend over
For a Dugger Bugger screw

May, 16 ~ 1:10pm

Shane Bieber (R)

In-de-Ends

1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Eddie Rosario (L) LF
3. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B
4. Franmil Reyes (R) DH
5. Josh Naylor (L) RF
6. Jordan Luplow (R) CF
7. Jake Bauers (L) 1B
8. Austin Hedges (R) C
9. Andres Gimenez (L) SS

Mariners

Robert Dugger (R) ~ Reliever gone rogue starter today, stretching out to go 3 2/3 innings, maybe 4 with possible double play behind him

1. Jarred Kelenic (L) LF ~ goes long again today, gets a good hazing from teammates. Gatorade bath after game!
2. Mitch Haniger (R) RF ~ nuttin' but doubles today give Indians trouble
3. Kyle Seager (L) DH ~ resting butt bench while teammates have fun on defense; thinking about his brother's injury. Walks 2x, scores twice.
4. Kyle Lewis (R) CF ~ line drive home run; exit velocity 108.1
5. J.P. Crawford (L) SS ~ brilliant defense today
6. Dylan Moore (R) 2B ~ double and a single; he and Crawford with 4 DP's
7. Jose Marmolejos (L) 1B ~ somebody has to be 0-fer today
8. Luis Torrens (R) C ~ Murphy has to relieve him in a middle to later inning
9. Donovan Walton (L) 3B ~ just a measly RBI single today; plays a good 3B but has an error

Mariners end today with a 3-game, rockycola win streak, welcome the Tigers in Monday for a sweeping of the striped pussies.

[D-train]

Maybe cousin Josh can come into relieve him after he hits his 19 pitch and Counting pitch count.

https://screenrant.com/19-kids-counting ... -children/

[rockycola]

Maybe cousin Josh can come into relieve him after he hits his 19 pitch and Counting pitch count.

https://screenrant.com/19-kids-counting ... -children/

Say what???

Anna, for her part, has reportedly stopped speaking with most of the family and feels Josh’s parents are to blame for either not helping him enough and not hiding his past well enough.

The hiding from reality blame game

[D-train]

Maybe cousin Josh can come into relieve him after he hits his 19 pitch and Counting pitch count.

https://screenrant.com/19-kids-counting ... -children/

Say what???

Anna, for her part, has reportedly stopped speaking with most of the family and feels Josh’s parents are to blame for either not helping him enough and not hiding his past well enough.

The hiding from reality blame game

First he was a cheater and now seems to be a full blown Pedo. I guess growing up in a highly religious baby factory didn't work out very well.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Maybe cousin Josh can come into relieve him after he hits his 19 pitch and Counting pitch count.

https://screenrant.com/19-kids-counting ... -children/

Say what???

Anna, for her part, has reportedly stopped speaking with most of the family and feels Josh’s parents are to blame for either not helping him enough and not hiding his past well enough.

The hiding from reality blame game

First he was a cheater and now seems to be a full blown Pedo. I guess growing up in a highly religious baby factory didn't work out very well.

What the hell? All those kids are going to be messed up.

[D-train]

If their 19 kids all had 19 kids and those kids all had 19 kids they would have 6859 great grand children. Roughly the population of Sequim, WA.

[rockycola]

All right Dugger! 3 up, 3 down on 19 pitches (12 strikes).
Time for Your Seattle Mariners to cross the plate with a 4-run 1st inning.

[D-train]

JK almost got that one out. Nice little oppo job...

[IStillLoveTheMs]

Bieber not throwing very hard. 92 as opposed to 95. Might be a good sign. Let hope.

[DavidGee24]

Not bad so far for a game we're punting.