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Dugger....baseball's version of Bob the Builder. "If he can't build it no one can!" Those who have children will get it.
Ohtani...baseball's version of Ivan Drago from Rocky IV. "I must break you".

Rag tag lineup isn't ready yet. Rotoworld has JK still in the leadoff...so we know that must be wrong. Right?
What else to say? Let the kids play!

The 6 man rotation though....common already....stupid as hell.

Predictions:
1. Kyle Seager will do something totally geeky and piss me off again.
2. Haniger will hit a home run off of the Ohtani-nater.
3. Red Beard Fraley will walk at least twice in the game.
4. We will use at least 6 different pitchers in this game and exhaust our already exhausted and injured bullpen.
5. Donnie F'n Walton wins the game for us on a sacrifice fly in the bottom of the eighth. Book it!

F-Ing BP game, call up a youngster from AA and give him a shot , instead will just phone it in. Wonder why the BP besides Covid has so many on IL

desbcoach wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:55 pm

F-Ing BP game, call up a youngster from AA and give him a shot , instead will just phone it in. Wonder why the BP besides Covid has so many on IL

Yeah why not this guy. He has had two starts for the Rainiers and had pitch 13 innings and only given up 7 hits and 2 runs in a league where Marm is looking like Babe Ruth.

https://www.milb.com/player/logan-verre ... &year=2021

D-backs 2017 1st round pick Pavin Smith has 59 hits on the season.

2016, 2017 and 2018 1st round picks Lewis, White and JK have combined for 54.

SS and JD are burning up the BP every sixth game and we are already scraping the bottom of the dumpster for arms. The team can't continue this .500 pace with one BP game out of every six plus a tired BP the game after these BP games.

ddraig wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:30 pm

SS and JD are burning up the BP every sixth game and we are already scraping the bottom of the dumpster for arms. The team can't continue this .500 pace with one BP game out of every six plus a tired BP the game after these BP games.

This sixth man rotation revelation has to be the most brilliant idea to hit baseball since the 7 inning double headers.

Well, at least Bronx was able to get a win before SS decided to punt this game.

DavidGee24 wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:57 pm

Well, at least Bronx was able to get a win before SS decided to punt this game.

The Hawks should have signed SS to be their punter instead of resigning Dickson, would have saved them $14M.

M's buy Durham Bulls closer. He has actually been lights out for them this season. 13.2 innings 1 run 8 hits 2 BBs and 17 Ks.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/regi ... os--000yac

ddraig wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:30 pm

SS and JD are burning up the BP every sixth game and we are already scraping the bottom of the dumpster for arms. The team can't continue this .500 pace with one BP game out of every six plus a tired BP the game after these BP games.

Dugger vs Ohtani?? I feel sorry for the guy from the Bronx.... if he wins today, it's because Ohtani was gang raped in an LA homeless shelter. Oh well, it's all for protection and the longevity of our fragile crop of starters......so edgy...
Rooting for ya, Bronx..... Let's see if Dugger can bugger himself some roboto-yaki tonight! Grip it and rip it, baby!