Robbie Ray Charles Darwin Survival of the Fittest Game Thread

[D-train]

Santana sucks. Now 3-19 and two DPs today. And before anyone says hit the ball hard, try hitting the ball hard in the air. It's not that difficult.

Jerry only had 1.5 million to spend or he could have got my guy.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/play ... jo02.shtml

[D-train]

Castillo and Munoz have to be the biggest Hispanic relievers I have seen.

[MarinerMike]

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[seattlefan-daBronx]

Munoz!

Been solid.

[seth8734]

Munoz absolute gem. Ump calls same pitch that winker took a ball. This fucking ump needs a beating. Gotta aim for the umps head.

[seth8734]

Munoz!

Been solid.

Easy strikeout ump blind as a fucking bat. Feels bad for the as must.

[ddraig]

I'm a music purist, especially with the Star Spangled Banner. But that kid nailed it. She got off key a few times but not so's you'd notice and she pulled it back immediately. I'm happy she stayed within her range and did an excellent job of spicing up God Bless America! No wonder they asked her to come back.

[Michael K.]

How did Upton swing through that? Good Lord.

[D-train]

How did Upton swing through that? Good Lord.

It is a parting of the Red Sea type miracle he hit that HR yesterday. Dude is early 30s and is done. Weird.

[seth8734]

Thank God for Julio or we lose this game. Facing a bullpen and can only get 2 fucking runs. Sewald better be on his game today