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Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:14 pm
by Sibelius Hindemith
... and so does Logan Gilbert.

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The game is likely to be rain-delayed or postponed as there is a 73% chance of precip.
Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 7:06 pm
by Sibelius Hindemith
This just in: Julio Rodriguez will take part in the home run derby once again (in the hope that he can re-injure his wrists and fuck up his swing/approach even worse than it already is).
Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 7:07 pm
by Big_Maple
Unrelated post here, but I am in Detroit seeing my son right now. Checked into our hotel last night when 3 buses rolled in and a pile of guys got off, congregated in the lobby, and blocked my egress. As they filed by, a few of them looked familiar. I suddenly realized it was the Twins team bus.
Am pissed it wasn’t the Mariners. If I had a baseball I could have got the whole team’s autographs!!!
Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:10 pm
by Sibelius Hindemith
The Twins are staying at Econolodge?

Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:15 pm
by D-train
The Motel 6 was all booked up for a TV repairman's convention!
Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:22 pm
by Big_Maple
Actually, the Sparky Anderson Memorial Brothel.

Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:24 pm
by D-train
What is a sign on a Motel Billboard that when first erected was a huge selling point but if you see it today you steer clear of the place?
Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:26 pm
by D-train

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Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:27 pm
by D-train
Lineups are out YA Moron!

Re: Don't be fooled, Ms offense still sucks (game thread)
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:32 pm
by Big_Maple
Glad we didn’t sign Carlos Correa with his .216 batting average.