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We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:27 pm
by mostonmike
Expect to see our 110th win tonight but really think we should be resting players for the playoffs.

Here's the lineup

1. Robles RF
2. Judge CF
3. Witt jr SS
4. France 1B :lol:
5. Ohtani DH
6. Raleigh C
7. Hernandez LF
8. Machado 3B
9. Polanco 2B

This could be the funniest thread ever or the most stupid and pointless. My money is on the latter.

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:27 pm
by mostonmike
Top of first and France grounds into triple play.

Wanker

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:29 pm
by bpj
Maybe the Royals will get back untracked and continue their free fall.

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:32 pm
by TLO Idaho
mostonmike wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:27 pm
Expect to see our 110th win tonight but really think we should be resting players for the playoffs.

Here's the lineup

1. Robles RF
2. Judge CF
3. Witt jr SS
4. France 1B :lol:
5. Ohtani DH
6. Raleigh C
7. Hernandez LF
8. Machado 3B
9. Polanco 2B

This could be the funniest thread ever or the most stupid and pointless. My money is on the latter.
Couldn't you have gotten a better 2nd baseman ?

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:35 pm
by TLO Idaho
It is my G. T. but if anybody wants it you can have it.

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:43 pm
by mostonmike
TLO Idaho wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:32 pm
Couldn't you have gotten a better 2nd baseman ?
I was trying for the self-effacing humour in which we post imaginary plays, innings, jokes and overall stuff that takes our minds away from the failure and pointlessness of the game currently in play.




So right now, Ohtani is up having gone 1 for 36 against the Astros this season.

(I said it wouldn't work and no, I haven't been drinking)

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 8:03 pm
by seth8734
So now Garv and Jp start to hit seriously. Where was this yesterday?

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 8:04 pm
by mostonmike
If we don't get the runner in from 3rd here it's another classic example of the car crash of a season we've had.

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 8:14 pm
by Big_Maple
Looks like the Asstros are pretty hungover today. That was a crap ton of errors.

I'll take it - the M's feasted.

Re: We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 8:17 pm
by Millikin
seth8734 wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2024 8:03 pm
So now Garv and Jp start to hit seriously. Where was this yesterday?
Pressure is off.