Seattle, Washington Prediction Thread
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I just looked at last week's scores and their were 10 traditional scores and 6 non traditional. Non traditional would be scores that require missed x points safeties, more than two FGs or two point conversions. So the following numbers:
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You left out 1 and 5. 

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Washington 24
Hawks 21
Hawks 21
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The only time I picked the Hawks to lose this year was against the Lambs, and I'll pick them to lose to the Lambs again. This is a tough game to call, it feels like the offense is going to do the same thing against the Foosball Team that they did against the Midgets. Scrub QBs like Haskins have proven to be a trap that thankfully Darnold broke last week. Also, and this will surprise everyone, the worst regular season record the Hawks have against any franchise is The Team Formerly Known As The Foreskins at 5-12.
We're not going to score many points because Carroll/Shotty/Hold-The-Ball Russ will see to it, so it's a matter of our improved defense taking the ball away from Haskins. I think that will happen just enough. Hawks 20, WTF 16.
Oh, and if we lose and end up going to Warshington for a first-round playoff game, we're 3-0 against them in the postseason, our best record against any franchise.
We're not going to score many points because Carroll/Shotty/Hold-The-Ball Russ will see to it, so it's a matter of our improved defense taking the ball away from Haskins. I think that will happen just enough. Hawks 20, WTF 16.
Oh, and if we lose and end up going to Warshington for a first-round playoff game, we're 3-0 against them in the postseason, our best record against any franchise.
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Foreskins
If they managed to pick that as a name as a slap in the face to the Politically Correct crowd, I would become a fan forever.
Alex Smith just got ruled out. That should be a good thing... although for some reason backup QBs seem to be some kind of jinx for us.
That D-line scares me - very well could be the best group in the league. I have faith we learned our lesson from the Giants, though.
Seahawks 23
Redskins 16
Seahawks up 2 scores until a last minute Redskins TD makes us all nervous until we recover the onside kick. The Redskins claim scorekeeper fraud and demand they stop the clock and not allow the Seahawks to run more plays.
Russell Wilson throws only 20 passes for 180 yds, but 2 TDs as we employ a conservative game plan
He is sacked 3 times, but for small losses.
Both teams turn the ball over - Seahawks 2 fumbles, Redskins a fumble and 2 INTs, at least one of which by Dunlap (might be a muffed punt in there, crystal ball is unclear)
DJ Reed finally gets that punt return for a TD I've been predicting
Myers finally misses a FG (after announcers harp on his streak). Makes 3 others.
There is one call by the officials that makes us all collectively say WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?! at our TVs. Not the normal stuff, something along the lines of the Hasselbeck illegal block when he tackled that guy in the Super Bowl.



Alex Smith just got ruled out. That should be a good thing... although for some reason backup QBs seem to be some kind of jinx for us.
That D-line scares me - very well could be the best group in the league. I have faith we learned our lesson from the Giants, though.
Seahawks 23
Redskins 16
Seahawks up 2 scores until a last minute Redskins TD makes us all nervous until we recover the onside kick. The Redskins claim scorekeeper fraud and demand they stop the clock and not allow the Seahawks to run more plays.
Russell Wilson throws only 20 passes for 180 yds, but 2 TDs as we employ a conservative game plan
He is sacked 3 times, but for small losses.
Both teams turn the ball over - Seahawks 2 fumbles, Redskins a fumble and 2 INTs, at least one of which by Dunlap (might be a muffed punt in there, crystal ball is unclear)
DJ Reed finally gets that punt return for a TD I've been predicting
Myers finally misses a FG (after announcers harp on his streak). Makes 3 others.
There is one call by the officials that makes us all collectively say WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?! at our TVs. Not the normal stuff, something along the lines of the Hasselbeck illegal block when he tackled that guy in the Super Bowl.
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SEAHAWKS ................................... 37 (do I have to have a fucking reason? All right, I'm a homer)
Warshintin ................................... 20 (because they've already scored 20 in a game thrice this season)
Away game. 10 A.M. kick-off plays at FedExField in Landover, Maryland. Supposed to be 37 degrees and raining at 10 A.M. Sunday. Feels like a home game.
Warshintin ................................... 20 (because they've already scored 20 in a game thrice this season)
Away game. 10 A.M. kick-off plays at FedExField in Landover, Maryland. Supposed to be 37 degrees and raining at 10 A.M. Sunday. Feels like a home game.
Rocky Colavito is a Hall of Famer in my book!
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Sounds like Shell might not be able to start. If Chad Wheeler is out there i'm going to predict that Wilson gets sacked at least 10 times.