Seahawks vs Viqueens game thread

[D-train]

Russell Wilson has a 100% completion percentage and we have zero points. One in the hell is that ever happened in the NFL history

[JAWA]

Geezus christ, 3rd and fuckin 1 and you can't convert that shit. Godfuckindammit.

[Gametime]

Nice adjustments

[JAWA]

In other news, not surprising but Dan Quinn was let go: https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status ... 4979093506

[D-train]

How ironic that a penalty on the Vikings just pushes them back and results in them having a ball for longer burning more time off the clock

[SeattleAddict]

guys, this is my fault. Last week I fell in the river wearing my lucky seahawks shirt. I put it out to dry and forgot about it - it smells terrible, so I just threw it in the wash and am hoping I can get it semi-dry for the last 2 minutes or so. We just gotta keep it close until then.

I agree could you please give me your address so I can come over to your home and kick your ass.

Hey we're still in this. I made my halftime adjustment and put on my alternate lucky sweatshirt - just gotta stay close for a bit.

[JAWA]

How ironic that a penalty on the Vikings just pushes them back and results in them having a ball for longer burning more time off the clock

Yep, that won't faze them. They'll just march down the field since our D can't stop shit. 3rd and long!? No big deal.

Fuckers...

[Sibelius Hindemith]

That was ugly. Only 13-0 and we get the ball.
Idk why the team looks so dead. There's 0 energy out there.

Dori Monson curse.

That's as good an explanation as any.

[JAWA]

Nice, D forces a 3-and-out and punt. Good return by Moore as well.

Now let's get this shit going!

[D-train]

okay I'm going to change it up a bit let's fucking roll