From the CringeRuss Files

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by auroraave » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:14 pm

seattlefan-daBronx wrote:
Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:28 am
maoling wrote:
Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:52 pm
CringeRuss will not be throwing to Tim Patrick this season. Patrick is out for the year with a torn ACL.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/31 ... im-patrick
Wow. Sucks for Denver.
I dunno, Wilson doesn't seem to be losing any sleep over it... :lol:
CrungeRuss's endorsements agent must be the busiest guy around.

Inside a dingy, filthy, cramped office, a phone rings.
Endorsement agent: "Hello?"
Product shiller "Hi, I have a product I;d like Russell Wilson to endorse --"
Agent, cutting him off, "Done!"
Product shiller, "really? It's that easy?"
Agent, "Yup it's that easy. Oh, I should probably ask what it is."
Product shiller, "Oh, well we're a cheese manufacturer ---"
Agent, cutting him off, "O-M-G... the Holy Grail..."
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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by D-train » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:25 pm

auroraave wrote:
Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:14 pm
seattlefan-daBronx wrote:
Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:28 am
maoling wrote:
Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:52 pm
CringeRuss will not be throwing to Tim Patrick this season. Patrick is out for the year with a torn ACL.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/31 ... im-patrick
Wow. Sucks for Denver.
I dunno, Wilson doesn't seem to be losing any sleep over it... :lol:
CrungeRuss's endorsements agent must be the busiest guy around.

Inside a dingy, filthy, cramped office, a phone rings.
Endorsement agent: "Hello?"
Product shiller "Hi, I have a product I;d like Russell Wilson to endorse --"
Agent, cutting him off, "Done!"
Product shiller, "really? It's that easy?"
Agent, "Yup it's that easy. Oh, I should probably ask what it is."
Product shiller, "Oh, well we're a cheese manufacturer ---"
Agent, cutting him off, "O-M-G... the Holy Grail..."
Imagine being in the market for a new mattress and seeing that and saying. Wow, Russell Wilson likes it. I'm getting that one! :|
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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by Michael K. » Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:43 pm

seattlefan-daBronx wrote:
Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:28 am
maoling wrote:
Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:52 pm
CringeRuss will not be throwing to Tim Patrick this season. Patrick is out for the year with a torn ACL.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/31 ... im-patrick
Wow. Sucks for Denver.
Meh. It's the equivalent to us losing Dee Eskridge or Penny Hart.

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by auroraave » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:42 pm

This may be the most CringeRuss of all time. Wilson 'visiting' the sick children's hospital - in his "3" hat and mask - and then - and then, oh it just gets so bad. Talking to a sick girl, he holds up the children's book they were 'reading" and it "just happens" to be the book he and Cialis "wrote". As much shit as he has taken lately - and deservedly so - to use a children's hospital as a photo opp to sell your brands, while hiding behind "social do-goodery" may be the most tone deaf thing I have ever seen in my life. If anyone can find a more cringe moment - I'm not sure my eyes could handle it.

Jesus dude. This is as bad as it gets. I am not one to get offended - but this is f*cking offensive. Might be time for a little "let's hide."

https://www.instagram.com/p/CjooqLzo0Jr ... MTA2M2Y%3D

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by D-train » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:51 pm

auroraave wrote:
Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:42 pm
This may be the most CringeRuss of all time. Wilson 'visiting' the sick children's hospital - in his "3" hat and mask - and then - and then, oh it just gets so bad. Talking to a sick girl, he holds up the children's book they were 'reading" and it "just happens" to be the book he and Cialis "wrote". As much shit as he has taken lately - and deservedly so - to use a children's hospital as a photo opp to sell your brands, while hiding behind "social do-goodery" may be the most tone deaf thing I have ever seen in my life. If anyone can find a more cringe moment - I'm not sure my eyes could handle it.

Jesus dude. This is as bad as it gets. I am not one to get offended - but this is f*cking offensive. Might be time for a little "let's hide."

https://www.instagram.com/p/CjooqLzo0Jr ... MTA2M2Y%3D
Unreal. Donkey country.......let's hide...
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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by Michael K. » Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:50 am

auroraave wrote:
Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:42 pm
This may be the most CringeRuss of all time. Wilson 'visiting' the sick children's hospital - in his "3" hat and mask - and then - and then, oh it just gets so bad. Talking to a sick girl, he holds up the children's book they were 'reading" and it "just happens" to be the book he and Cialis "wrote". As much shit as he has taken lately - and deservedly so - to use a children's hospital as a photo opp to sell your brands, while hiding behind "social do-goodery" may be the most tone deaf thing I have ever seen in my life. If anyone can find a more cringe moment - I'm not sure my eyes could handle it.

Jesus dude. This is as bad as it gets. I am not one to get offended - but this is f*cking offensive. Might be time for a little "let's hide."

https://www.instagram.com/p/CjooqLzo0Jr ... MTA2M2Y%3D
Yikes, not sure what else to say. SA is right, he has gone Hollywood, and there may be no coming back now.

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by douche » Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:26 pm

Another Subway ad. Starring yours truly. I'm beginning to wonder if this guy isn't on some heavy drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_BlO1VqXlos

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by SeattleAddict » Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:59 pm

douche wrote:
Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:26 pm
Another Subway ad. Starring yours truly. I'm beginning to wonder if this guy isn't on some heavy drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_BlO1VqXlos
hahahahaha what in the actual hell? Part of it is him being a terrible actor, part horrible writing, and all about him selling out. All the other athletes in Subway commercials are pretty bad, but nothing THAT bad.

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by Michael K. » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:36 pm

douche wrote:
Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:26 pm
Another Subway ad. Starring yours truly. I'm beginning to wonder if this guy isn't on some heavy drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_BlO1VqXlos
Wow, I hope that is a spoof and not something they are actually going to use. How dumb.

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by auroraave » Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:55 pm

Man, at this point, Wilson is gonna have to murder someone to salvage his reputation. Imagine those vids circulating in the locker room - what NFL player is gonna respect that? I know everyone is piling on him right now, and it's really turning into a brutal Twilight Zone episode, but who is approving this stuff on his behalf? Everything with wilson right is everything you see with actors - they get big - they build an entourage of hangers on - they will pump up your ego to stay on the inside and get a paycheck - but when it is such a house of cards - it collapses. Usually someone is doing damage control for them - but no one seems to be out front of this. The donks are playing the "oh he's playing injured' card and almost no one is even buying that anymore. These hollywood divas always have PR handlers - they should have been handling the release of this and pushing back on it knowing it can ONLY cause more damage to his rep. Never seen such an epic fall. There's no way Ciara can be like " yeah, I'm banging that guy..."

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