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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by SeattleAddict » Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:22 pm

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Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:53 pm


Reminds me of the episode of The Office when Michael is excited to be in Manhattan and wants to find a famous NYC restaurant to eat and and goes with Bubba Gump Shrimp. LOL
cmon now, it was sbarro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgEeDR98X8

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by D-train » Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:56 pm

SeattleAddict wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:22 pm
D-train wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:53 pm


Reminds me of the episode of The Office when Michael is excited to be in Manhattan and wants to find a famous NYC restaurant to eat and and goes with Bubba Gump Shrimp. LOL
cmon now, it was sbarro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgEeDR98X8
:lol: That was in addition to Bubba Gump shrimp. lol I have never been able to find it but I swear it happened.
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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by D-train » Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:10 pm

Looks like PC will have to take over ALL of the GM duties..
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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by SeattleAddict » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:38 pm

D-train wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:56 pm
SeattleAddict wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:22 pm
D-train wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:53 pm


Reminds me of the episode of The Office when Michael is excited to be in Manhattan and wants to find a famous NYC restaurant to eat and and goes with Bubba Gump Shrimp. LOL
cmon now, it was sbarro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgEeDR98X8
:lol: That was in addition to Bubba Gump shrimp. lol I have never been able to find it but I swear it happened.
I think you are thinking about something different, or mixing together different shows maybe. Why would Bubba Gump even be authentic New York anything? That joke wouldn't even make sense. Now I kinda want sbarro though - I haven't seen one in years and years, do they even still exist??

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by D-train » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:51 pm

SeattleAddict wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:38 pm
D-train wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:56 pm
SeattleAddict wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:22 pm


cmon now, it was sbarro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgEeDR98X8
:lol: That was in addition to Bubba Gump shrimp. lol I have never been able to find it but I swear it happened.
I think you are thinking about something different, or mixing together different shows maybe. Why would Bubba Gump even be authentic New York anything? That joke wouldn't even make sense. Now I kinda want sbarro though - I haven't seen one in years and years, do they even still exist??
Really stunning that you dare to doubt the D-train after all these years... :D

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2d293073-e ... b688eb06c0
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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by maoling » Thu Jul 14, 2022 1:57 am

I've been doing my homework on how to steal Paulina Gretzky from Dustin Johnson and Kate Upton from Justin Verlander. I have unearthed a couple of obstacles (biggest one is convincing Lynda that a plural marriage is a good thing) but I think a deal might still get done.

LOL. Just catching up on this thread. :lol: :lol:

Also the look on Cialis' face at their "romantic" anniversary dinner in Italy says arrivederci, baby. Plus RW is looking at his phone like he is a dumbass with a dookie in his drawers.

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by auroraave » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:30 am

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(In hushed whisper...) "My focus... it never fades...." as long as we're talking about brand shilling and photo ops. :lol:

The fact it's in "quotes", as if he invented this saying like he's fucking Voltaire - is just next level CringeRuss.

I say mid season the grumblings in Denver begin. I mean, that is a shit-for-brains fanbase, but even they'll be sick of him by Christmas.

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by douche » Thu Jul 14, 2022 4:04 pm

auroraave wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:34 pm
Donn Beach wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 4:23 pm
douche wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 4:04 pm


This link kills me. It states that they had a romantic dinner and looked very much in love. Um, he looks preoccupied (probably planning his next shill) and she looks bored.

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She doesn't look bored, she looks like she is asking a question
Ciara: "Russ, how long are you gonna stare at yourself in that mirror?"
CringeRuss: "Huh? What? Oh, I'll have the cheesesticks..."
Ciara: "Good grief. You're already cheesy enough..."
CringeRuss: "Yeah, I am... wait what?"
Ciara: "Nothing!" :lol:
This is pure gold. Nice work, aurora.

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by SeattleAddict » Thu Jul 14, 2022 4:08 pm

D-train wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:51 pm
SeattleAddict wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:38 pm
D-train wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:56 pm


:lol: That was in addition to Bubba Gump shrimp. lol I have never been able to find it but I swear it happened.
I think you are thinking about something different, or mixing together different shows maybe. Why would Bubba Gump even be authentic New York anything? That joke wouldn't even make sense. Now I kinda want sbarro though - I haven't seen one in years and years, do they even still exist??
Really stunning that you dare to doubt the D-train after all these years... :D

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2d293073-e ... b688eb06c0
you said he "goes with" Bubba Gump, not just mentions it! He went with Sbarro, so I still feel I was 90% right and you were closer to 10% :P

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Re: From the CringeRuss Files

Post by D-train » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:36 pm

SeattleAddict wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 4:08 pm
D-train wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:51 pm
SeattleAddict wrote:
Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:38 pm


I think you are thinking about something different, or mixing together different shows maybe. Why would Bubba Gump even be authentic New York anything? That joke wouldn't even make sense. Now I kinda want sbarro though - I haven't seen one in years and years, do they even still exist??
Really stunning that you dare to doubt the D-train after all these years... :D

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2d293073-e ... b688eb06c0
you said he "goes with" Bubba Gump, not just mentions it! He went with Sbarro, so I still feel I was 90% right and you were closer to 10% :P
Details!!! lol
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