Meet the Flukers

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Meet the Flukers

Post by maoling » Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:36 pm

WTF is going on here? Fluker has gained 90 pounds and wants to make a comeback, after last playing in 2020?

Sounds like something PC and John would kick the tires on, yes?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/fo ... 54c&ei=190

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Re: Meet the Flukers

Post by SeattleAddict » Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:49 pm

who TF wrote that he weighed 242 lbs last time he played???? Fluker was always gigantic, I think he's probably LOST weight at 330.

I can't see any harm in kicking the tires. He was a great run blocker at least, and we are super thin at G.

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Re: Meet the Flukers

Post by 57reasons » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:07 pm

SeattleAddict wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:49 pm
who TF wrote that he weighed 242 lbs last time he played???? Fluker was always gigantic, I think he's probably LOST weight at 330.

I can't see any harm in kicking the tires. He was a great run blocker at least, and we are super thin at G.
Well we would no longer be "super thin" at G if Fluke lined up there again. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Meet the Flukers

Post by SeattleAddict » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:33 pm

ooo I had an idea. How about Fluker as our short yardage and goalline fullback? Good luck stopping that mass of humanity.

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Re: Meet the Flukers

Post by maoling » Sat Mar 25, 2023 12:52 am

SeattleAddict wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:49 pm
who TF wrote that he weighed 242 lbs last time he played???? Fluker was always gigantic, I think he's probably LOST weight at 330.

I can't see any harm in kicking the tires. He was a great run blocker at least, and we are super thin at G.

LMAO. Nice feckin' typo!

By eighth grade, he stood 6'3" and weighed 400 pounds, but later lost much of that weight.
(From Wiki)

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Re: Meet the Flukers

Post by maoling » Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:14 am

So he was 400 pounds in eighth grade, last played G in the NFL at 242 pounds in 2020, but has now beefed back up to 332.

Let's get him inked. He can be Jalen Carter's life coach, Sumo training buddy, cautionary tale and dietician.

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Re: Meet the Flukers

Post by ddraig » Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:38 am

SeattleAddict wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:33 pm
ooo I had an idea. How about Fluker as our short yardage and goalline fullback? Good luck stopping that mass of humanity.
The return of the "Fridge!"

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Re: Meet the Flukers

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:45 pm

If being big was enough to be a good offensive lineman Fat Albert would be in the hall of Fame.

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Re: Meet the Flukers

Post by Bil522 » Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:48 am

Sibelius Hindemith wrote:
Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:45 pm
If being big was enough to be a good offensive lineman Fat Albert would be in the hall of Fame.
Right next to me

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