Fat Russell Slims Down

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Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by maoling » Sat May 27, 2023 1:56 am

Fat Russell has shed some pounds this offseason, but he is being coy about how much.

Don't quote me, but it appears he has also undergone breast enhancement surgery recently and may be taking estrogen injections on the advice of his wife and life coach, Cialis.

He wants to achieve something no other NFL player has ever accomplished: to be the first trans-LBGTQB to win a SB.

I am rooting for him. For them.

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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by D-train » Sat May 27, 2023 11:12 am

Best Shape of his life??? LOL Don't forget we still need to root for them to lose because we have their 3rd round pick next year.
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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by maoling » Sat May 27, 2023 5:16 pm

D-train wrote:
Sat May 27, 2023 11:12 am
Best Shape of his life??? LOL Don't forget we still need to root for them to lose because we have their 3rd round pick next year.
LOL, it would be nice to grab our QB of the future with that pick, after Denver goes 7-10 or some shite. Just to twist the knife.

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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by douche » Mon May 29, 2023 6:05 pm

In addition, I'm sure everyone has noticed his reduced presence on social media in the last couple of months. Probably has a lot do with Payton. The Hollywood era is over in DEN.

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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by Donn Beach » Mon May 29, 2023 6:12 pm

Payton was who he wanted to replace PC in Seattle supposedly, so he does seem to have the coach he wanted
.Alongside just wanting Carroll fired, Wilson had a replacement in mind. He wanted Sean Payton as his new coach in Seattle. Now, the pair has been united with the Denver Broncos.

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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by trharder » Mon May 29, 2023 8:12 pm

D-train wrote:
Sat May 27, 2023 11:12 am
Best Shape of his life??? LOL Don't forget we still need to root for them to lose because we have their 3rd round pick next year.
Meh.
I'll be silently hoping RW makes a comeback to prove how ridiculous the media and whiny Denver fans are.
Dark Russ, The cheesy Vilian, will be more fun. I'm not worried about the 3rd round pick.

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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by Donn Beach » Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 pm

I think he will too, there was improvement in his performance after they fired Hackett. Payton will get more out of him

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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by D-train » Mon May 29, 2023 9:33 pm

Donn Beach wrote:
Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 pm
I think he will too, there was improvement in his performance after they fired Hackett. Payton will get more out of him
If it wasn't for Maury Wills Hackett might have been the biggest bust hire in Pro Sports coaching history.
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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by auroraave » Mon May 29, 2023 11:47 pm

D-train wrote:
Mon May 29, 2023 9:33 pm
Donn Beach wrote:
Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 pm
I think he will too, there was improvement in his performance after they fired Hackett. Payton will get more out of him
If it wasn't for Maury Wills Hackett might have been the biggest bust hire in Pro Sports coaching history.
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Re: Fat Russell Slims Down

Post by SeattleAddict » Mon May 29, 2023 11:52 pm

auroraave wrote:
Mon May 29, 2023 11:47 pm
D-train wrote:
Mon May 29, 2023 9:33 pm
Donn Beach wrote:
Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 pm
I think he will too, there was improvement in his performance after they fired Hackett. Payton will get more out of him
If it wasn't for Maury Wills Hackett might have been the biggest bust hire in Pro Sports coaching history.
"Hold my f*cking beer..."

-- Tyrone Willingham :lol:
That name is never to be uttered. It was a dark time that Husky fans wish to pretend never happened.

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