NHL KRACKEN

[rockycola]

If fans end up referring to themselves as Krakheads and the arena as the Krakhouse, how can you be against that? Make it so, but call them the Krakens. No WNBA team name.

Snap, Kraken and Pop!

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[Bil522]

And because we are in Seattle, instead of penalty boxes, we will have safe injection zones where you can do Krack or any other drug during your time.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

So is it official yet?

[D-train]

If fans end up referring to themselves as Krakheads and the arena as the Krakhouse, how can you be against that? Make it so, but call them the Krakens. No WNBA team name.

Snap, Kraken and Pop!
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Who would trust those three with manufacture of their breakfast cereal?

[JAWA]

So is it official yet?

No, the name is expected to unveiled sometime next month. Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if they delayed it even further since it was supposed to be revealed last summer and in true Seattle fashion, got delayed until March.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

If fans end up referring to themselves as Krakheads and the arena as the Krakhouse, how can you be against that? Make it so, but call them the Krakens. No WNBA team name.

Snap, Kraken and Pop!
SnapCraklePop.jpg

Who would trust those three with manufacture of their breakfast cereal?

Three hyperactive midget Elves on happy pills.... what's not to like? Beats the hell out of Cookie Jarvis.

[JAWA]

I hope to hell this isn't the name of the team: https://twitter.com/dickfain/status/1236098321174810624

[D-train]

The Seattle Virus? Too soon? Yeah to Kraken seems too hipster and an overwrought effort to be edgy to me.

[Bil522]

It will be the Seattle CHOPpers. The uniforms will be green with a huge yellow stripe down the back. The players and fans will be allowed to do whatever they want since there are no rules for the team