Blunder GM whining about OKC's small market status

[JAWA]

My thoughts exactly, Jason: https://twitter.com/JasonPuckett20/stat ... 1426606081

Sorry Presto (actually, NOT sorry ) but you should be pointing the finger at your boss and the league for being in a small market paradise that is OKC. It's also not our fault that your team didn't win any championships (thankfully) while having all that talent in the form of Durant, Westbrook, et al. Methinks he realizes the Blunder's time as "NBA darlings" are over and that they'll become like any other small market team, and that's mediocre to downright shitty.

Boo hoo, OKC. Boo fuckin' hoo

[glenstar]

if my pillow talk, imagine what it would have said
could it be a river of tears i cried instead?
well you can cry me a river
go ahead and cry me a river
'cause i cried, i cried a river over you
how i cried a river over you

Ella Fitzgerald - Cry Me A River Lyrics | MetroLyrics

[auroraave]

You guys are crazy! Presti is flat-out wrong. The advantages of being in a place like OKC are too numerous to list. I'll try a few...

1. Shorter lines at the KFC.
2. Fewer people swimming in the brown river means a lighter shade of brown-riverness.
3. Fewer pick up trucks clogging up the dirt roads than in a real city. Fewer car washes needed!
4. Great seats at the truck and tractor pull!
5. Awesome parking opportunities at the Piggly Wiggly
6. Easy parking at the now-empty Blunder basketball arena
7. Those lower kleenix prices come in handy when whining and sniveling.
8. Easy to go door to door to collect $$$ when a new arena is necessary.
9. Fewer wims...
10. More corndogs, more losses, and MORE BLUNDER per capita!

I rest my case...

[JAWA]

1. Shorter lines at the KFC.

You sure about #1, friend? OKC is considered one of the fattest cities in the country, no wonder they had to renovate their arena so as to fit all those fat asses!

Also, I imagine the Okies will have some free time when the team starts losing at a record clip and therefore, won't be attending games. What better way to pass the time but to stuff your face with fried chicken!?