Superman for the 21st Century

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GL_Storm
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Superman for the 21st Century

Post by GL_Storm » Mon Oct 11, 2021 5:25 pm

I know how progressive and woke you all are on this site, so I thought you might appreciate this.

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Walla Walla Dawg II
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Re: Superman for the 21st Century

Post by Walla Walla Dawg II » Mon Oct 11, 2021 7:14 pm

And when the movie is a total flop, DC will be amazed and confused.

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Re: Superman for the 21st Century

Post by auroraave » Mon Oct 11, 2021 7:23 pm

Walla Walla Dawg II wrote:
Mon Oct 11, 2021 7:14 pm
And when the movie is a total flop, DC will be amazed and confused.
Nah, they'll just blame racism and homophobia. I'm very interested to see how they plan on marketing this in China - this woke shit won't fly over there. - and isn't that what these shitty woke corps in America are all about now - appeasing China?

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Re: Superman for the 21st Century

Post by seattlefan-daBronx » Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:15 pm

Old superman comes out of a phone booth to put criminals in jail.
New superman comes out of the closet to provide no-bail release of criminals.
Wets his beak with Brainiac then joins Zod for the annual White parade in Miami.
Has a three way with Lex Luther and gets a reach a round tug from Doomsday.
Metropolis will never be the same.
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