Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by D-train » Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:06 pm

maoling wrote:
Fri Apr 22, 2022 7:47 pm
Thirteen-mile backup, cars turning around on the freeway and then driving the wrong way in the carpool lanes to escape the mess.

And now he is at Green River talking about the Green New Deal with his 40-car motorcade. To cap it off, it is an "Invite Only" speech at a community college.

The hypocrisy never ends with this POS.
Where's the Green River murderer when you need him???
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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by Mel Bradford » Sat Apr 23, 2022 2:41 pm

Desperate for relevance- Joe. One reason Trump as President did not play his own golf course in Jupiter Fl. He knew it would shut down the 95 every time. So he stayed at Mar A Lago and entertained friends at West Palm Golf.

The Joe bubble grows more distinct from reality, every day.

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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by maoling » Sun Apr 24, 2022 2:35 am

Mel Bradford wrote:
Sat Apr 23, 2022 2:41 pm
Desperate for relevance- Joe. One reason Trump as President did not play his own golf course in Jupiter Fl. He knew it would shut down the 95 every time. So he stayed at Mar A Lago and entertained friends at West Palm Golf.

The Joe bubble grows more distinct from reality, every day.
My mom and dad are almost 90 and think that Joe Biden is the most lost, senile, stupid and shamelessly lying president in their lifetimes.

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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by Mel Bradford » Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:18 am

Nothing better than lucid parents late in their life. Biden could still do the right thing....resign.

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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by douche » Mon Apr 25, 2022 11:07 pm

maoling wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 2:35 am
Mel Bradford wrote:
Sat Apr 23, 2022 2:41 pm
Desperate for relevance- Joe. One reason Trump as President did not play his own golf course in Jupiter Fl. He knew it would shut down the 95 every time. So he stayed at Mar A Lago and entertained friends at West Palm Golf.

The Joe bubble grows more distinct from reality, every day.
My mom and dad are almost 90 and think that Joe Biden is the most lost, senile, stupid and shamelessly lying president in their lifetimes.
No question. It's beyond embarrassing.

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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by Coeurd’Alene J » Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:50 am

This ditty from grumpy old cripple
Boy . . . is we ever in trubble. Inflation done grabbed the reins from Uncle Sugar and is a-runnin away with the buggy . . . 20,000 uninvited visitors comin ‘cross the border ever’ day lookin’ fer freebies . . . Carpathian Comic rippin us off for tens of billions . . . 4-star trannie admiral givin advice on life . . . 4-star EEO general givin advice on how to completely demoralize the military . . . and the guy in charge of the klown kar gets his merds wixed and can’t follow the script.

Jay Zeus! Lowest approval rating in modern history. Can’t get his “good friend,” the Magic Negro, to even acknowledge him at a presser. Calls the president of France to congrat him for his re-election win and the guy won’t even take the call. W. A. S. F. !!

Well, what the hell should we expect, considerin’ whom the left foisted upon us in the 2020 “election”? A shufflin’, lyin’, squintin’, self-styled pezzonovante who refuses to answer journalists’ questions, shakes hands with ghosts, rewrites history, and considers melanin and the XX chromosome the sole and perfect bona fides for high office.

Joseph “Plugs” Robinette Biden Jr., sometimes also known as “Hidin’ Biden” for his bizarre manner of conducting a campaign for the presidency of the United States in which he refused to leave the basement of his home, is an American plagiarizer, fraud, hypocrite, and election thief.

Biden is a career loser, mumbler, stumbler, fumbler, and amnesiac bullshitter who claims to be the 46th PotUS. He also claims to have “served” as the vice-president to Barack Hussein Soetoro from 2009 to 2017 but was actually the de facto anti-impeachment insurance policy for the halfrican pretender, who was ineligible for the office HE sullied for those 8 years.

My suspicion is that Joey was found in a tote sack behind O’Malley’s Corner Bar by Cate Finnegan on a cold November night in 1942. Cate’s husband, Joe Biden Sr., was a professional failure, unable to support his family and forced to take shelter with his in-laws.

Even in the boom times of post-WWII America, Joe Sr. couldn’t hold any job more complicated than janitor for a heating and cooling outfit. I betcha he often told his foundling son, “The measure of a man is not what he can accomplish, but what he can get away with,” a philosophy embraced by many other democrats, namely Billary, AOC, DumBlasio, Nuisancesom, and Malignancy.

Joe Jr. was raised carelessly in Pennsylvania, but the state eventually became aware of him and the family had to move to Delaware. There he lurked around in various schools until somehow getting his hands on a law degree from Plagiarism U. in 1968.

As a result of temporary voter insanity, he found himself seated as a US senator from Delaware four years later and became a member of the Senate Foreign Disaster Team for 12 years. From 1987 to 1995 he chaired the Senate Stupidity Committee, making faulty decisions on crime, drug prevention, and various civil liberties issues.

Joe Jr.’s sister Valerie identifies as a flightless loon, and his brother Jimmy is a professional flim-flam man. As recently as 2009, Joey’s estimated net worth was under $30,000, but today it’s in the millions, and he owns two homes in Delaware. It’s GOOD to be the insurance policy for an illicit PC halfrican, ain’t it!

Known by future historians as the “asterisk” president, Biden with his victory over incumbent Donald Trump in 2020 is widely considered illegitimate by everyone except the left-wing mainstream media and the DNC, who stuck him on that fencepost and now doesn’t know what the fletch to do with him.

He is the oldest person to be elected president, the first to have a female vice president, the first to eliminate the southern border, the first to re-install an oppressive terrorist regime in a country where we conducted war against them for 20 years, and the first to completely destroy Americans’ faith in medical science. He’s also responsible for the fastest drop in international credibility and sharpest rise in inflation since Jerkwad Jimmah.

His major accomplishments since illegitimately assuming the duties of PotUS have been the total disruption of the US economy, rejoining the suicidal Paris Climate Accord, withdrawing American power from Afghanistan and giving control to the Taliban, and gifting Ukraine with tens of billions in cash and military hardware while discontinuing all work on the southern border wall, which could have been completed with less than a $4 billion augment of what was already accomplished by his predecessor with $1 billion actually spent.

Biden was always a poor student, finishing 76th in a class of 85 to get his JD. While hiding out from the military draft in school during VietNam, he was allowed 5 deferments based on a medical statement contending that he once had the sniffles as a teenager.

Much like his father, he had trouble keeping a job, primarily because he wanted to become rich quickly and neither corporate nor criminal law was doing that for him, probably because he wasn’t a very good lawyer.

He married in 1966 and had three children, but his wife and infant daughter were killed in a traffic accident in 1972. His sons, Beau and Hunter, survived, but Joe wrote that he “felt God had played a horrible trick on him” and blamed his poor performance as a lawyer on the deaths.

Years later, Biden claimed that the truck driver who hit his wife’s car was drunk, but police and insurance records contain no evidence supporting that accusation. When people didn’t support him as he felt he deserved, he said the incident had filled him with anger and religious doubt, and later apologized for being a total shit about it.

Joe’s surviving son, Hunter, is a Washington, D.C., nuisance, drug-pusher, deadbeat dad, and career con man. His daughter Ashley (with second wife “Doctor” Jill), is an agitprop and snitch who apparently dislikes her father for a variety of reasons.

Hunter’s less-than-honorable discharge from the Navy, along with his various illicit escapades involving bribes for access to his father while vice president, and Ashley’s inflammatory diary discussing Joe’s manipulation, greed, and inappropriate behavior were repressed by mainstream media sources prior to the 2020 election.

Had Hunter’s and Ashley’s devices been given the same treatment as would similar ones owned by Trump’s children, the likelihood of Biden’s taking office in 2021 would match the likelihood of my winning next year’s Masters’ at Augusta.

Joe Biden has been on the wrong end of almost every issue he’s voted on as a US senator and as president since January 2021. He chose his political running mate based on skin color and gender exclusively, and then did exactly the same thing for a lifetime appointment of a person to the highest court in the land.

He is a career loser, a lifetime plagiarist, and a congenitally damaged liar who rewrites history and creates new memories each time he speaks in public. Tragically, though, he clearly believes that what he says is true and that he’s doing a perfectly reasonable and fine job as president.

Joe Biden is the Gaffemeister-in-Chief. The Halfrican summed him up neatly in two statements, one while they were campaigning against McCain and Palin: “How many times is Biden gonna say something stupid?” and later with “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.”

Johnson, Tricky Dick, Jimmah, Slick, Shrub II . . . boy, a recipe for national collapse if ever I’ve seen one. And then after those travesties we got Soetoro, an unabashed un-American unqualified unprepared Marxist who came as close politically to the embodiment of anti-christism as Kathy Griffin did humorously to anti-comedy.

Biden isn’t the antiChrist, of course, but he IS dangerously close to being the incarnation of antiPotUS.

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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by D-train » Sun May 01, 2022 12:34 pm

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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by maoling » Sun May 01, 2022 3:22 pm

LOL. Microsoft and Raw Story did a skewed and slanted story about all the good one-liners Joe got in at the WH Correspondents Dinner, including one where he likened Donald Trump to the plague.

Then they deleted this comment of mine because it didn't meet their guidelines lol. Fucking Nazis.

"Glad you were able to remember a one-liner, Joe. Have you seen the polls? Looks like 66% of the country knows who the real joke is. It's you -- and your do-nothing VP."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics ... e0040e15e7

*Update: I requested a review of the comment and they went ahead and published it. So not only are they Nazis, they are also pussies.

Nazi Pussies from Hell -- sounds like a good drive-in movie.

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Re: Shit For Brains in Seattle Today

Post by douche » Sun May 01, 2022 7:21 pm

D-train wrote:
Sun May 01, 2022 12:34 pm
This shit makes me sick to my stomach.

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