AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

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Post by seattlefan-daBronx » Sat May 15, 2021 3:37 am

Here we go!
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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

Post by Petert » Sat May 15, 2021 3:40 am

Man, he really turned it on rounding first.

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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

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seattlefan-daBronx wrote:
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Here we go!
Spoiled scoring opportunity there Mitch. Way to pick up the rookie.
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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

Post by Millikin » Sat May 15, 2021 3:42 am

Sibelius Hindemith wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 3:19 am
The Indians have bowed to pressure from the small minority of leftist idiots that think the name is offensive. Some of the choices they are considering for their new moniker...

1. Cuntheads
2. Cocksuckers
3. Crotchgrabbers
4. Cuckolds
5. Castratos
6. Covidites
7. Cockroaches
How about Redskins?

I wonder if there will be a George Lucas style re-release of Major League where Indians and Chief Wahoo get replaced with their new name/logo?
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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

Post by Juliooooo » Sat May 15, 2021 3:43 am

rockycola wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 11:45 pm
Enuf of this shit already. Cleveland is going DOWN this evening.

Aaron James Civale is good, but not that good.................. - 25 y.o. ~ 6'2 RH ~ 5-0 ~ 2.91 ~ 46.1 innings ~ 33 K's, 14 BB, 5 HR
Christopher John Flexen is average, but better than average. - 26 y.o. ~ 6'3 RH ~ 3-1 ~ 3.78 ~ 33.1 innings ~ 23 k's, 7 BB's, 3 HR

This streak MUST end here and now! Look at this list of recent, illustrious, consecutive, game thread losers:

Auburn Terry 5/8
Julioooo 5/9
D Train 5/11
Petert 5/12
Couer d'Alene J 5/13

Yeah, I know I will joining you guys soon in the sad sack, Mariner soup kitchen line but I don't want to relinquish the game threads until June, okay?

1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Amed Rosario (R) SS
3. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B
4. Eddie Rosario (L) LF
5. Franmil Reyes (R) DH
6. Josh Naylor (L) RF
7. Jordan Luplow (R) CF
8. Jake Bauers (L) 1B
9. Austin Hedges (R) C


1. Jarred Kelenic (L) LF - 2 hit tonight and his 1st MLB home run
2. Mitch Haniger (R) DH - an RBI single
3. Kyle Seager (L) 3B - a long, long HR tonight
4. Kyle Lewis (R) CF
5. J.P. Crawford (L) SS
6. Dylan Moore (R) 2B
7. Jose Marmolejos (L) 1B - 2 hits
8. Luis Torrens (R) C
9. Sam Haggerty (S) RF - a single, a walk, 2 SB
Holy Crap Rocky, you already have about half your predictions.
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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

Post by seattlefan-daBronx » Sat May 15, 2021 3:44 am

Millikin wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 3:42 am
Sibelius Hindemith wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 3:19 am
The Indians have bowed to pressure from the small minority of leftist idiots that think the name is offensive. Some of the choices they are considering for their new moniker...

1. Cuntheads
2. Cocksuckers
3. Crotchgrabbers
4. Cuckolds
5. Castratos
6. Covidites
7. Cockroaches
How about Redskins?

I wonder if there will be a George Lucas style re-release of Major League where Indians and Chief Wahoo get replaced with their new name/logo?
Now entering the field it's your Cleveland Indigenous!
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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

Post by desbcoach » Sat May 15, 2021 3:44 am

seattlefan-daBronx wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 3:37 am
Question?
Does the fan that caught JK's HR have to give the ball back?
If he does, what does he get as compensation?
No he doesn’t, they will offer different items and negotiate a trade

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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

Post by seattlefan-daBronx » Sat May 15, 2021 3:46 am

desbcoach wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 3:44 am
seattlefan-daBronx wrote:
Sat May 15, 2021 3:37 am
Question?
Does the fan that caught JK's HR have to give the ball back?
If he does, what does he get as compensation?
No he doesn’t, they will offer different items and negotiate a trade
Thx. What would you ask for? A signed bat or something? Autographed picture?
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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

Post by desbcoach » Sat May 15, 2021 3:48 am

BS no reason to pull Flexen there, let him get lost out at 85 pitches

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Re: AJC Indians Will Be Flexen Disemboweled With the Mariner Trident game thread

Post by Juliooooo » Sat May 15, 2021 3:49 am

Didn't see who they are bringing in. You agree with pulling Flexen here? Decide now before you get the benefit of hindsight.
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