Slug her, Mug her, Bugger, Fugger~DUGGER do Indian game thread

[TraderGary]

Mariners lost the hits battle, 7-5.
Does it matter? Hell, no! Seattle won the tallies battle 3~2.

But I'd sure as shit like to see more hits.

Greedy fucker!! A win is a win!

And Darren managed to stay awake for the entire game!

[rockycola]

Mariners lost the hits battle, 7-5.
Does it matter? Hell, no! Seattle won the tallies battle 3~2.

But I'd sure as shit like to see more hits.

Greedy fucker!! A win is a win!

And Darren managed to stay awake for the entire game!

It's not even 8 P.M. back there for the Boston Tea Squiggler.

Now if mostonmike is still here from the UK, I'm impressed! It's 1 A.M. at his house.

[DavidGee24]

Mariners win! We're HEROES!!!

[TraderGary]

Greedy fucker!! A win is a win!

And Darren managed to stay awake for the entire game!

It's not even 8 P.M. back there for the Boston Tea Squiggler.

Now if mostonmike is still here from the UK, I'm impressed! It's 1 A.M. at his house.

Yep I know. That's why I added the at the end.

[Sexymarinersfan]

Crazy to consider but this lineup could be pretty good if France comes back and hits, Moore continues and the catchers an 1Bmen don't totally suck.

Hopefully we grab a 1B prospect in the first 5 rounds of the draft this year.

[ddraig]

I'd rather pick up even a mediocre offensive 1B in free agency than wait around for some kid who gets "mariner-ated" by this sad-sack organization. One of Freeman, Belt, or Rizzo would work for me and we probably wouldn't have to pay $30mil a year!

[Sibelius Hindemith]

The Colonic Kid now 0 for his last 10 batting .167. Fits right in to this lineup.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

I'd rather pick up even a mediocre offensive 1B in free agency than wait around for some kid who gets "mariner-ated" by this sad-sack organization. One of Freeman, Belt, or Rizzo would work for me and we probably wouldn't have to pay $30mil a year!

Why would they want to play at T-Mobile where hitters go to die?

[ddraig]

Money? And the team is close to being competitive. Another bat or two and a TOR pitcher might double our payroll, but still leave us well below what the Cardinals are paying this year. An injection of $60 million into our payroll would go a long way in shoring up this team.

[rockycola]

Whale......harpoon I do? (a little salty Mariner slingo for you)

Slug her, Mug her, Bugger, Fugger~DUGGER do Indian game thread
Post by rockycola » Sun May 16, 2021 11:04 am

May 16 ~ 1:10pm

Robert Dugger (R) ~ Reliever gone rogue starter today, stretching out to go 3 2/3 innings, maybe 4 with possible double play behind him Nope, Misiewicz got the benefit of the only one turned by the M's today.

1. Jarred Kelenic (L) LF ~ goes long again today, gets a good hazing from teammates. Gatorade bath after game! Don't know about the Gatorade bath, he smacked a couple hard balls but at the e.o.d. he was d.o.a. at the plate.
2. Mitch Haniger (R) RF ~ nuttin' but doubles today give Indians trouble WINNER WINNER! 2 doubles and 2 walks (Double BB's) Nuttin' but doubles!!!!
3. Kyle Seager (L) DH ~ resting butt bench while teammates have fun on defense; thinking about his brother's injury. Walks 2x, scores twice. Half right!!! Walked once, Scored once. I'll take a gimme on Seags prediction
4. Kyle Lewis (R) CF ~ line drive home run; exit velocity 108.1 2 singles, 2 walks + 4 bases, same as a HR Also a ribbie, so, nah, I can't take that one. But nice game Lewis
5. J.P. Crawford (L) SS ~ brilliant defense today JP was all right today, but I had no vision of his day
6. Dylan Moore (R) 2B ~ double and a single; he and Crawford with 4 DP's Uhhh, I struck out and I whiffed
7. Jose Marmolejos (L) 1B ~ somebody has to be 0-fer today Spot on in my prognostication.....but no, no points for me
8. Luis Torrens (R) C ~ Murphy has to relieve him in a middle to later inning Do I get points for hoping? No.
9. Donovan Walton (L) 3B ~ just a measly RBI single today; plays a good 3B but has an error no measly hit but accurate on the error!

Mariners end today with a 3-game, rockycola win streak, welcome the Tigers in Monday for a sweeping of the striped pussies.

Right on the first sentence, remains to be seen on the second pat!

Bring on the Tigers of Detroit!