Libtards on Twitter

[DavidGee24]

I thought I'd start an ongoing thread about some of the whackadoodles I encounter on Twitter. I know I shouldn't talk to them, but some of them are so stupid and emotional that they're entertaining and I think we could use some laughs here.

Now, there are of course right-wingers who are just as stupid (these are people we're talking about after, all), but because they lack estrogen they're not quite as funny.

This is not a reflection on our Forum liberals, just like Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel is not a reflection of our Forum conservatives. We all love the Mariners and/or Seahawks and because of that we are brothers-in-arms and we are equal-opportunity when it comes to getting bent over by them.

[DavidGee24]

So here's the first entry with a libtard I encountered, the subject being Reader's Digest.

Unreal.

[HawkBowler 2.0]

I don't see what you're talking about... David G got totally owned by that dumb lib. Embarrassing.



Readers digest was the bomb. I used to receive them in the mail with my Spiderman comic books.

Anyone who uses the crying laughter emoji is trying too hard IMO... unless you really do have a kill shot. Almost always, though, there's a string of crying laughter following something dumb and unfunny. In DGs case, though, it's so dumb it really is funny.

What rules do guys have for combat on Twitter?

To be honest, I'm disappointed most of the time. I get attacked a lot. Are you kidding me with the sh*t I write.. but the attacks are just totally lame. No bizarre fakery from an ISLM. No claws of the Coug out there.

A rule I have on Twitter... don't respond unless the attacker makes a point. If you do respond, make sure you're not in pussy hurt mode when you write.

And always... ALWAYS... a key secret rule, write less than what your attacker puts up, hit em back twice as hard. Say something without saying it. Go Muhammed Ali on em, "Dance and Dance and Dance... until that man is bewildered.

All time best put down I can think of... after writing a thoughtful pussy hurt message in response?

"Can you please roll over and go back to blowing your boyfriend?"

[DavidGee24]

Readers digest was the bomb. I used to receive them in the mail with my Spiderman comic books.

There should be a libtard alert equivalent to Spidey Sense. Oh wait, there is, when they open their mouths.

So Ryan made one more post saying he owned me...and then he deleted all of his posts. Presumably he then ran crying to his mommy for a Hot Pocket and some breast milk.

[HawkBowler 2.0]

There should be a libtard alert equivalent to Spidey Sense. Oh wait, there is, when they open their mouths.

No kidding, I'm getting to the point where I can tell by the look in the eye... I'm looking at progressive white privilege. Is that you PWP?

Who am I kidding... I am broadcasting live from 666 Progressive White Privelege HWY, Nazi America

Otherwise known as the beautiful and sunny, very sunny and hot... 100 degrees today, PCNW.

"It's gonna be a scorcher out their folks"

"Be on the look out for a gang called the Warriors... fighting their way back to Coney Island.

[DavidGee24]

Now and then I'll get juvenile too. I had a debate with someone on reparations (I'm against them) end on this note:

[HawkBowler 2.0]

Is Dflo one of those Black Hebrew Israelites who took on the Catholic kids? Using pussy always works, both as a deficiency problem as well as a nature problem.

I would attack at this way:

"Imagine being this close to getting it and still not getting it."

Imagine the tail is your own ass. Get it?

1. Use less words
2. Use his words
3. Give unspoken meaning

Always use less words cuz Dflo will no doubt want to use even less words to hit you... if he can. You know you have him, when he expands what he's saying... giving you more material to once again use the three step process.

I realize this is the equivalent of giving out the secret to tic tac toe, but a lot of people don't know how to play that game either.

[HawkBowler 2.0]

So Ryan made one more post saying he owned me...and then he deleted all of his posts. Presumably he then ran crying to his mommy for a Hot Pocket and some breast milk.

Yeah, I think that's confirmation that the battle has moved outside of Twitter and you're now in his head. That's proof positive.

I hadn't even thought of doing that, checking past posts. I'm so busy going from one to the other, popping them in the head.

This is a clinger situation, right? Where some guy decides "this guy is a problem I'm going to follow him around"... if that's the case, the best attitude is go ahead sucker fish, attach yourself to the JAWS. Let's go for a ride. Careful with those feelings now... I don't have any.

[DavidGee24]

Community college sociology class, where you'll learn everything you need to know.

[DavidGee24]

Do you any of use the word "we" when talking about your ancestors from hundreds of years ago? Me neither.