Corey Brock Mailbag with my comments

[bpj]

Then you aren't reading what is typed in here. Hell, you yourself said earlier "if he won't sign an extension, trade him."

But, fuck this. It doesn't matter what I say or do.

And, in the same way that trading Graveman filled a hole, trading Haniger would have filled the last 2 or 3.

Instead, they kept him and until he's traded, he's in the lineup so you can stfu with your WITHOUT TWO BATS?? nonsense.

If your argument is 100% straw man, i.e. acting like Haniger is gone, at least be honest with yourself about it.

[Michael K.]

Then you aren't reading what is typed in here. Hell, you yourself said earlier "if he won't sign an extension, trade him."

But, fuck this. It doesn't matter what I say or do.

And, in the same way that trading Graveman filled a hole, trading Haniger would have filled the last 2 or 3.

Instead, they kept him and until he's traded, he's in the lineup so you can stfu with your WITHOUT TWO BATS?? nonsense.

If your argument is 100% straw man, i.e. acting like Haniger is gone, at least be honest with yourself about it.

So, you spent all that time researching every word I said and are going to pretend that no one is talking about getting rid of those two bats?

[bpj]

Then you aren't reading what is typed in here. Hell, you yourself said earlier "if he won't sign an extension, trade him."

But, fuck this. It doesn't matter what I say or do.

And, in the same way that trading Graveman filled a hole, trading Haniger would have filled the last 2 or 3.

Instead, they kept him and until he's traded, he's in the lineup so you can stfu with your WITHOUT TWO BATS?? nonsense.

If your argument is 100% straw man, i.e. acting like Haniger is gone, at least be honest with yourself about it.

So, you spent all that time researching every word I said and are going to pretend that no one is talking about getting rid of those two bats?

Did you notice the trade deadline has passed? Mitch isn't worth what he was any longer and is in our lineup going forward.

You may be dumber than I even give you credit for.

Seager isn't "getting rid of". Toro is already an equal replacement. They can choose to spend $15M or use it towards a Kris Bryant.

Haniger is under contract, moot point.

[Michael K.]

Did you notice the trade deadline has passed? Mitch isn't worth what he was any longer and is in our lineup going forward.

Oh, I forgot....there is zero chance anything happens in the off season. Again, my bad. So, if nothing can happen in the off season, how are we adding Bryant, Cruz and Scherzer?

You may be dumber than I even give you credit for.

I wish you could talk to someone like you, but there are very few like you. Two opinions. Your's and wrong. Kiss my ass. You give assholes a bad name, you really do. Good Lord man. Why am I dumb for reading comments in here about trade this guy or trade that guy and responding to them? If you spent as much time researching all the times Seager and Haniger have been mentioned as guys to get rid of as you did chasing every word I said, you might be surprised. But, that wouldn't fit your narrative that I am stupid, and the rest of you geniuses. Stupid, dense or what ever other insult you want to sling. But, I responded to this, so I am sure I will be the one warned. You are a special kind of dick head.

One guy tells me I must have a PHD so he will defer to me, I said Fuck Off, and got warned. So here we go, fuck you BPJ. You are one of the biggest blow hard ass hole know it alls I have ever had the displeasure of coming into any kind of contact with.

Seager isn't "getting rid of". Toro is already an equal replacement. They can choose to spend $15M or use it towards a Kris Bryant.

So, when I mention losing two bats, you get pissed. Then say Seager has been replaced. So, which is it? Even if Haniger is back, if Seager is gone, one of those bats are gone right? And sorry, but the night I mentioned Haniger being gone, several wanted his head right then and their because despite going 2 for 5 with a home run, he struck out. So, the can call for his head, and demand that he be traded, but I mention it and I am an idiot. Good Lord.

Oh. wait, if they don't resign Kyle, Bryant will be here. Do you play MLB the Show or something? It is like listening to some Madden Football guy explain how easy it is to built a dynasty in the NFL!

is under contract, moot point.

Yet, you can't go a day or two without reading someone in here wanting him gone. BUT, if I bring it up? I am dumb, or insert another bpj bullshit name call here. Surprised you didn't call me a libtard or one of your other go tos. Again, piss off.

[bpj]

So everything you've said is based on you assuming Haniger gets traded because people have mentioned it? Ok, clown.

I'll be at spring training. You're welcome to come meet up, I'd love to meet you.

I didn't get pissed about you mentioning losing two bats. Your dopey ass started talking about it as if Haniger is as good as gone. And you brought it in out of left field. Why, because I said Haniger should stay in RF, not taking the DH spot to accommodate a weak OF bat? Where did anyone say Haniger wasn't our best player and to bump him? Or are you overreacting like the big baby that you are??

You're counting on an offseason trade of Haniger just as they're about enter what they obviously consider their window of contention? Whatever you say, Corky.

Even if Haniger is back, if Seager is gone, one of those bats are gone right?

Here, I'll do the math with you pal:

Pre-deadline we had:

Seager
Haniger = 2

Post-deadline we have:

Seager
Haniger
Toro = 3

If Seager leaves, Toro replaces him, and, yes, we are as good as we were the first half of this season, especially given that by not having Seager you would have an additional $15Million in payroll flexibility.

What you're discounting is that after the deadline we have Seager+Haniger+Toro, who is showing to be as good as Seager.

In other words, we're better after the trade.

Oh. wait, if they don't resign Kyle, Bryant will be here. Do you play MLB the Show or something? It is like listening to some Madden Football guy explain how easy it is to built a dynasty in the NFL!

This is where you go all bitch mode. You whine about trading for guys like Toro, then say we can't get free agents. You're a giant, hairy cunt.

What, it's either Seager or bust in your scenario? Get off his jock, bitch. Nothing revolves around Seager. He's replaceable, even with a guy like Toro, he isn't leaving a big hole either way. Personally, I'd probably exercise his option, but $15M goes a loooong way towards his replacement.

I don't have to call you a braindead lib, you're doing that on your own, your stupidity makes it obvious enough for everyone without me calling you out on it.

[Michael K.]

Dopey, Clown, Stupid, Dense. Any I have missed? You are an absolute joy to deal with. And now? You want to "meet up" at spring training. And why exactly would that be? I imagine you still ask dudes at the bar to step outside don't you?

Even if meeting some dude that made me mad on the internet was something I did? I wouldn't waste one second of my day on you. Not one. You are a bully, which normally means you are a sissy anyway. And even if you aren't? I don't give a fuck. There is almost nothing in the world I could think of I would enjoy less than being in the same room as you.

[Michael K.]

This is where you go all bitch mode. You whine about trading for guys like Toro, then say we can't get free agents. You're a giant, hairy cunt.

What, it's either Seager or bust in your scenario? Get off his jock, bitch. Nothing revolves around Seager. He's replaceable, even with a guy like Toro, he isn't leaving a big hole either way. Personally, I'd probably exercise his option, but $15M goes a loooong way towards his replacement.

I don't have to call you a braindead lib, you're doing that on your own, your stupidity makes it obvious enough for everyone without me calling you out on it.

Oops, Giant Harry Cunt is the one I missed. How could I forget that wonderful one?

I didn't whine about anything. I am just wondering what happens next year when we don't get Cruz, Bryant or Scherzer, let alone all three. I am sure you will tell us all about how you would have made that happen.

Braindead lib...there is another beauty by the internet tough guy. Spouted off at me, a guy who the next time he votes dem will be the first. You are a real piece of work.

[bpj]

Dopey, Clown, Stupid, Dense. Any I have missed? You are an absolute joy to deal with. And now? You want to "meet up" at spring training. And why exactly would that be? I imagine you still ask dudes at the bar to step outside don't you?

Even if meeting some dude that made me mad on the internet was something I did? I wouldn't waste one second of my day on you. Not one. You are a bully, which normally means you are a sissy anyway. And even if you aren't? I don't give a fuck. There is almost nothing in the world I could think of I would enjoy less than being in the same room as you.

This is where you go all bitch mode. You whine about trading for guys like Toro, then say we can't get free agents. You're a giant, hairy cunt.

What, it's either Seager or bust in your scenario? Get off his jock, bitch. Nothing revolves around Seager. He's replaceable, even with a guy like Toro, he isn't leaving a big hole either way. Personally, I'd probably exercise his option, but $15M goes a loooong way towards his replacement.

I don't have to call you a braindead lib, you're doing that on your own, your stupidity makes it obvious enough for everyone without me calling you out on it.

Oops, Giant Harry Cunt is the one I missed. How could I forget that wonderful one?

I didn't whine about anything. I am just wondering what happens next year when we don't get Cruz, Bryant or Scherzer, let alone all three. I am sure you will tell us all about how you would have made that happen.

Braindead lib...there is another beauty by the internet tough guy. Spouted off at me, a guy who the next time he votes dem will be the first. You are a real piece of work.

Exactly, you're a hairy cunt.

You'll waste all day here saying F me, but when it comes to backing up your words you become a little bitch. I'm sure you're used to saying things like that then going about your day.

Do it in person or shut up then, pussy.

"They traded Graveman, we almost won the World Series!!"

Lol, clown.

[Michael K.]

Exactly, you're a hairy cunt.

Such a smart and snappy little comeback.

You'll waste all day here saying F me, but when it comes to backing up your words you become a little bitch. I'm sure you're used to saying things like that then going about your day.

I said F You after you called me dumb, dense, stupid, clown, and lord knows what else...I can't keep them all straight. So, you can say and do what ever you want, if responded to...that person is a "pussy"?

Do it in person or shut up then, pussy.

So, unless everyone that disagrees with you meets you somewhere for a fight, they aren't allowed to type in here? Interesting set up....makes me actually long for the Seattle Times forums. I imagine you spend a lot of time alone don't you?

"They traded Graveman, we almost won the World Series!!"

I have literally said NOTHING even closely resembling that. You just can't read.

Lol, clown.

Outstanding set of vocab words you have assembled. I will add hairy cunt and pussy to your impressive list of insults. But, you get all butt hurt when someone reads that and then tells you to fuck off. Interesting.

[bpj]

Sit here baiting me with your nonsense merry-go-round about "How do you think this is a playoff lineup WITHOUT TWO BATS??" as if Haniger is going anywhere and I'm going to keep correcting you.

Next years lineup with even one more good bat is a playoff team. You're big mad about it because you don't believe it.

You didn't believe this team would be in the mix at the lineup either. .

Acting like Haniger won't be in next seasons lineup isn't getting you anywhere.

Maybe if they exercise Seagers option you can even step off the ledge.

I have no interest in meeting you either, by the way. When you said you Wish I could talk to someone like me, I thought you were blabbing about you talking to me in person, not your world where you wish I could talk to myself.

But, I'm always willing to dance, I'll grant you that much.

You're probably too dense to understand that I'm saying come say F me in person or don't say it. Not that you shouldn't post here

I couldn't care less if you're here or not.

Drama queen!! Who's getting rid of two bats?? NOBODY.