It's All Doom and Gloom GT - Detmers v Kirby

[Sexymarinersfan]

This guy is a genius

Is that you???? lol

DT, check you're Messenger. I DM'd you.

[Millikin]

Shit, Kirby... Serving up some fat pitches this inning.

I think his offseason foot-enlargement surgery is throwing off his balance.

[seth8734]

DAMN IT KIRBY SETTLE DOWN!!!!!!

[Millikin]

Well, that could have been much worse

[Seattle or Bust]

Rengifo had a .986 OPS against the M’s last season. Lovely.

Couldn’t hit water if he fell out of boat against pretty much every other team.

[Bil522]

Are Kirby's feet like size 18? They seem wildly out of proportion.

No because I never see him in the size 18 line

[seth8734]

Feww that could have been bad. Need some offense tonight badly. Kirby getting hit hard just gotta keep them in the yard and not in bunches.

[Millikin]

Are Kirby's feet like size 18? They seem wildly out of proportion.

No because I never see him in the size 18 line

Detmers feet seem normal size, if a bit small.

I have size 15 feet, which has been a pain in the ass, because I can rarely try shoes on in a store, I just have to order online and hope they for.

Kirby has some serious boats.

Oh look, JP is up. Damn he's cool!

[bpj]

All these ugly swings are why platoons are stupid.

Hard to come off the bench two or three times a week and be on top of your game.

And we're doing it at multiple positions when we didn't have to.

[seth8734]

We really need a righty platoon with JP!!! Wow he looks bad. Alright tough inning here for Kirby. Needs to try and keep us tied here.