We might as well have an imaginary Game Thread

[mostonmike]

Expect to see our 110th win tonight but really think we should be resting players for the playoffs.

Here's the lineup

1. Robles RF
2. Judge CF
3. Witt jr SS
4. France 1B
5. Ohtani DH
6. Raleigh C
7. Hernandez LF
8. Machado 3B
9. Polanco 2B

This could be the funniest thread ever or the most stupid and pointless. My money is on the latter.

[mostonmike]

Top of first and France grounds into triple play.

Wanker

[bpj]

Maybe the Royals will get back untracked and continue their free fall.

[TLO Idaho]

Expect to see our 110th win tonight but really think we should be resting players for the playoffs.

Here's the lineup

1. Robles RF
2. Judge CF
3. Witt jr SS
4. France 1B
5. Ohtani DH
6. Raleigh C
7. Hernandez LF
8. Machado 3B
9. Polanco 2B

This could be the funniest thread ever or the most stupid and pointless. My money is on the latter.

Couldn't you have gotten a better 2nd baseman ?

[TLO Idaho]

It is my G. T. but if anybody wants it you can have it.

[mostonmike]

Couldn't you have gotten a better 2nd baseman ?

I was trying for the self-effacing humour in which we post imaginary plays, innings, jokes and overall stuff that takes our minds away from the failure and pointlessness of the game currently in play.




So right now, Ohtani is up having gone 1 for 36 against the Astros this season.

(I said it wouldn't work and no, I haven't been drinking)

[seth8734]

So now Garv and Jp start to hit seriously. Where was this yesterday?

[mostonmike]

If we don't get the runner in from 3rd here it's another classic example of the car crash of a season we've had.

[Big_Maple]

Looks like the Asstros are pretty hungover today. That was a crap ton of errors.

I'll take it - the M's feasted.

[Millikin]

So now Garv and Jp start to hit seriously. Where was this yesterday?

Pressure is off.