4/24 Game Thread Woo vs Crochet

[bpj]

10:35am game time

[desbcoach]

Lineup

[seth8734]

Fuck this I knew it same exact lineup as last night. Well no hitter or shutout incoming. No way this lineup does anything against hottest pitcher on the planet right? If we don't break the strikeout record today then wow. 15+ today coming from Crochet!!! Woo better have his beat stuff if we wanna win another series!

[D-train]

They are embarrassing themselves by continuing to run out a cooked Solano EVERY time they face a LH starter. Monkey brained decision making.

37 PAs 3 singles. ZERO X base hits. ZERO Walks. 12 Ks. .074 wOBA. -59 wRC+. He literally could have hit blindfolded and had better results.

[seth8734]

They are embarrassing themselves by continuing to run out a cooked Solano EVERY time they face a LH starter. Monkey brained decision making.

37 PAs 3 singles. ZERO X base hits. ZERO Walks. 12 Ks. .074 wOBA. -59 wRC+. He literally could have hit blindfolded and had better results.

He must be giving Jerry amazing orgasms for him to still have a job any other team he would be gone. This is just bad. Well Pederson for the Rangers went 0-41 so guess u just keep playing them!!

[GL_Storm]

They are embarrassing themselves by continuing to run out a cooked Solano EVERY time they face a LH starter. Monkey brained decision making.

37 PAs 3 singles. ZERO X base hits. ZERO Walks. 12 Ks. .074 wOBA. -59 wRC+. He literally could have hit blindfolded and had better results.

This front office loves platoons.

[seth8734]

It feels like Polanco will never hit right handed again!!! Sux that our best hitter is on the bench again. Really hurts not having him in the lineup back to back days.

[rockycola]

They are embarrassing themselves by continuing to run out a cooked Solano EVERY time they face a LH starter. Monkey brained decision making.

37 PAs 3 singles. ZERO X base hits. ZERO Walks. 12 Ks. .074 wOBA. -59 wRC+. He literally could have hit blindfolded and had better results.

This front office loves platoons.

It's like a cartoon
From the brain of a buffoon
The very idea of platoon
I must oppugn
The GM's a baboon
whom we all lampoon

Let the game begin! Watch, Solano will get 3 hits today including a game winning single in the top of the 9th.

[D-train]

Julio swings at ball four on a 3-0 count. His brain is broken.

[desbcoach]

I expect guys like Williamson and Rivas to have good says, hitting other way and not swinging for fence