Most cursed sports city
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Most cursed sports city
I know we feel like we are, but we did win a Super Bowl just 12 years ago.
Most would say Cleveland, although they have one recent title, the Cavaliers overcoming a 3-1 deficit to beat the 73-9 Warriors in 2016. They do have a strong case because of the horrible things that have gone wrong with the Browns and Indians. Cleveland has a VERY strong case and for a city with multiple teams would probably be the right choice.
But I'm going to go with Portland, even though they only have had one team, part of my logic being that Portland fans have to put all their eggs in this one basket filled with so many horrors. Here's my case:
1977: The Blazers win the NBA title. I attended my first Mariners game the night they won it all.
1978: The Blazers were 50-10, on their way to another title, when Bill Walton broke his foot. And just like that, it was all over.
1984: Stupidly passed up Michael Jordan for Sam Bowie. Considering that in the ensuing years they built a good team, this probably cost them several titles. SEVERAL. This is actually the main reason I chose Portland, I don't know if you can come up with another event that in theory (albeit a strong one, after all this IS Michael Jordan) cost a franchise multiple championships.
1990: Lost in the finals to the Pistons, 4-1.
1991: Lost in the conference finals to the Lakers, 4-2.
1992: Lost in the finals to the Bulls (the team that ended up with the guy that they should have picked), 4-2.
1999: Lost in the conference finals to the Spurs, 4-0.
2000: Had game 7 of the conference finals against the Lakers in the bag, up 15 points with 10 minutes left, and they somehow completely and totally blew it. If they'd won they'd almost certainly have whooped the Nets in the finals.
Late 1990s - early 2000s: The Jail Blazers.
2006: Strike gold in drafting Brandon Roy, who then barely makes it through five seasons due to health issues.
2007: Stupidly passed up Kevin Durant for Greg Oden, and EVERYONE thought it was stupid. I don't know if this cost them any titles, but it ensured mediocrity in the years to come.
2008 - 2025: Mostly mediocrity with the exception of the 2019 conference finals in which they lost to the Warriors, 4-0.
Most would say Cleveland, although they have one recent title, the Cavaliers overcoming a 3-1 deficit to beat the 73-9 Warriors in 2016. They do have a strong case because of the horrible things that have gone wrong with the Browns and Indians. Cleveland has a VERY strong case and for a city with multiple teams would probably be the right choice.
But I'm going to go with Portland, even though they only have had one team, part of my logic being that Portland fans have to put all their eggs in this one basket filled with so many horrors. Here's my case:
1977: The Blazers win the NBA title. I attended my first Mariners game the night they won it all.
1978: The Blazers were 50-10, on their way to another title, when Bill Walton broke his foot. And just like that, it was all over.
1984: Stupidly passed up Michael Jordan for Sam Bowie. Considering that in the ensuing years they built a good team, this probably cost them several titles. SEVERAL. This is actually the main reason I chose Portland, I don't know if you can come up with another event that in theory (albeit a strong one, after all this IS Michael Jordan) cost a franchise multiple championships.
1990: Lost in the finals to the Pistons, 4-1.
1991: Lost in the conference finals to the Lakers, 4-2.
1992: Lost in the finals to the Bulls (the team that ended up with the guy that they should have picked), 4-2.
1999: Lost in the conference finals to the Spurs, 4-0.
2000: Had game 7 of the conference finals against the Lakers in the bag, up 15 points with 10 minutes left, and they somehow completely and totally blew it. If they'd won they'd almost certainly have whooped the Nets in the finals.
Late 1990s - early 2000s: The Jail Blazers.
2006: Strike gold in drafting Brandon Roy, who then barely makes it through five seasons due to health issues.
2007: Stupidly passed up Kevin Durant for Greg Oden, and EVERYONE thought it was stupid. I don't know if this cost them any titles, but it ensured mediocrity in the years to come.
2008 - 2025: Mostly mediocrity with the exception of the 2019 conference finals in which they lost to the Warriors, 4-0.
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That is one single sports team. You combine the BS I mentioned in the game thread between the Sonics, Mariners and Seahawks? I think it's a no brainer. It's us.
Even our positive are followed by bullshit.
Kemp get pissed about the contract they give the great white hype, and that team implodes....and that is after, as you mentioned, the NBA fucked us with Barkley and PHX and we fucked ourselves against the Nuggets. Then? The NBA did the ultimate fuck job and let some asshat from a dustbowl buy the team and move them.
Seahawks? Refs completely screw us and the NFL world tells us to get over it. The Saints lose, not a Super Bowl, on a call that send the game to OT, Brees throws a pick and THEN they lose? The entire world backs their bullshit fan's lawsuit. If that wasn't enough, we have the youngest and most talented team in the NFL, and follow up a Super Bowl win with the worst possible loss and the Dynasty falls apart.
Then there is the Mariners. 95 is great, so the ownership decides to save money instead of build. All the stars align and we are dominating? So someone flys airplanes into the WTC. We not only blow that series to the NYFD, but we set a North American record for longest playoff draught by a professional team and we are still looking at one playoff appearance in two and a half decades.
Come on....name ONE SINGLE CITY with that much Bullshit spread across three sports teams? The Cougar fans can go on and on, and so can Husky fans. Nothing good is ever sustainable.
Even our positive are followed by bullshit.
Kemp get pissed about the contract they give the great white hype, and that team implodes....and that is after, as you mentioned, the NBA fucked us with Barkley and PHX and we fucked ourselves against the Nuggets. Then? The NBA did the ultimate fuck job and let some asshat from a dustbowl buy the team and move them.
Seahawks? Refs completely screw us and the NFL world tells us to get over it. The Saints lose, not a Super Bowl, on a call that send the game to OT, Brees throws a pick and THEN they lose? The entire world backs their bullshit fan's lawsuit. If that wasn't enough, we have the youngest and most talented team in the NFL, and follow up a Super Bowl win with the worst possible loss and the Dynasty falls apart.
Then there is the Mariners. 95 is great, so the ownership decides to save money instead of build. All the stars align and we are dominating? So someone flys airplanes into the WTC. We not only blow that series to the NYFD, but we set a North American record for longest playoff draught by a professional team and we are still looking at one playoff appearance in two and a half decades.
Come on....name ONE SINGLE CITY with that much Bullshit spread across three sports teams? The Cougar fans can go on and on, and so can Husky fans. Nothing good is ever sustainable.
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Re: Most cursed sports city
I'll put those up head-to-head with Cleveland.Michael K. wrote: ↑Wed Aug 20, 2025 11:25 pmThat is one single sports team. You combine the BS I mentioned in the game thread between the Sonics, Mariners and Seahawks? I think it's a no brainer. It's us.
Even our positive are followed by bullshit.
Kemp get pissed about the contract they give the great white hype, and that team implodes....and that is after, as you mentioned, the NBA fucked us with Barkley and PHX and we fucked ourselves against the Nuggets. Then? The NBA did the ultimate fuck job and let some asshat from a dustbowl buy the team and move them.
Seahawks? Refs completely screw us and the NFL world tells us to get over it. The Saints lose, not a Super Bowl, on a call that send the game to OT, Brees throws a pick and THEN they lose? The entire world backs their bullshit fan's lawsuit. If that wasn't enough, we have the youngest and most talented team in the NFL, and follow up a Super Bowl win with the worst possible loss and the Dynasty falls apart.
Then there is the Mariners. 95 is great, so the ownership decides to save money instead of build. All the stars align and we are dominating? So someone flys airplanes into the WTC. We not only blow that series to the NYFD, but we set a North American record for longest playoff draught by a professional team and we are still looking at one playoff appearance in two and a half decades.
Come on....name ONE SINGLE CITY with that much Bullshit spread across three sports teams? The Cougar fans can go on and on, and so can Husky fans. Nothing good is ever sustainable.
Mariners/Indians: the Indians have obviously been much more successful, but with that success they've also broken their fans hearts more often. in 1995, 1997 and 2016 they made it to the World Series (with the 1995 team being the best) and lost two of them in agonizing game sevens. Their championship drought is now at 77 years. They've also lost two ALCSs to our three. But they do make the playoffs a lot more often than we do, so the misery edge goes to the Mariners.
Seahawks/Browns: this isn't even close. We won a Super Bowl even though we blew it the next year and have been frustratingly a playoff team almost every year since but that can't take that next step. Prior to that it was a lot of so-so. But the Browns? Oh man. They had those back-to-back heartbreaking AFC championship losses to the Donkeys and it was then nothing but suck until they lost their franchise to Baltimore which went on to win two Super Bowls. But then they got another franchise and...it's been nothing but suck. HUGE misery edge goes to the Browns.
Cavaliers/Sonics: the Cavs have had a few good years and one title but have mostly been mediocre, kind of similar to the Sonics. However, the Cavaliers are still a thing. Misery edge goes to the Sonics.
I think that the Browns by themselves tilt the misery scale in Cleveland's favor.
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Re: Most cursed sports city
The thing is, Seattle has been victimized by two of the most egregious cases of crooked officiating in modern American pro sports history, costing us a likely Super Bowl victory and a trip to the NBA finals. I'm not sure Cleveland has experienced that although i know little of their history. They had the Spiders which i guess accounts for some misery to those old enough to have experienced their awfulness.
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Name the top 3 teams to have won NFL Championships.DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 20, 2025 11:45 pmI'll put those up head-to-head with Cleveland.Michael K. wrote: ↑Wed Aug 20, 2025 11:25 pmThat is one single sports team. You combine the BS I mentioned in the game thread between the Sonics, Mariners and Seahawks? I think it's a no brainer. It's us.
Even our positive are followed by bullshit.
Kemp get pissed about the contract they give the great white hype, and that team implodes....and that is after, as you mentioned, the NBA fucked us with Barkley and PHX and we fucked ourselves against the Nuggets. Then? The NBA did the ultimate fuck job and let some asshat from a dustbowl buy the team and move them.
Seahawks? Refs completely screw us and the NFL world tells us to get over it. The Saints lose, not a Super Bowl, on a call that send the game to OT, Brees throws a pick and THEN they lose? The entire world backs their bullshit fan's lawsuit. If that wasn't enough, we have the youngest and most talented team in the NFL, and follow up a Super Bowl win with the worst possible loss and the Dynasty falls apart.
Then there is the Mariners. 95 is great, so the ownership decides to save money instead of build. All the stars align and we are dominating? So someone flys airplanes into the WTC. We not only blow that series to the NYFD, but we set a North American record for longest playoff draught by a professional team and we are still looking at one playoff appearance in two and a half decades.
Come on....name ONE SINGLE CITY with that much Bullshit spread across three sports teams? The Cougar fans can go on and on, and so can Husky fans. Nothing good is ever sustainable.
Mariners/Indians: the Indians have obviously been much more successful, but with that success they've also broken their fans hearts more often. in 1995, 1997 and 2016 they made it to the World Series (with the 1995 team being the best) and lost two of them in agonizing game sevens. Their championship drought is now at 77 years. They've also lost two ALCSs to our three. But they do make the playoffs a lot more often than we do, so the misery edge goes to the Mariners.
Seahawks/Browns: this isn't even close. We won a Super Bowl even though we blew it the next year and have been frustratingly a playoff team almost every year since but that can't take that next step. Prior to that it was a lot of so-so. But the Browns? Oh man. They had those back-to-back heartbreaking AFC championship losses to the Donkeys and it was then nothing but suck until they lost their franchise to Baltimore which went on to win two Super Bowls. But then they got another franchise and...it's been nothing but suck. HUGE misery edge goes to the Browns.
Cavaliers/Sonics: the Cavs have had a few good years and one title but have mostly been mediocre, kind of similar to the Sonics. However, the Cavaliers are still a thing. Misery edge goes to the Sonics.
I think that the Browns by themselves tilt the misery scale in Cleveland's favor.
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it had a name, but it was supposedly broken by the cavaliers in 2016
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_sports_curse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_sports_curse
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Problem with our SB win I can never enjoy it because I instantly always think of the nightmare SB loss that followed it and nearly getting frostbite during the SB parade. It was like 6 degrees.DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 20, 2025 11:16 pmI know we feel like we are, but we did win a Super Bowl just 12 years ago.
Most would say Cleveland, although they have one recent title, the Cavaliers overcoming a 3-1 deficit to beat the 73-9 Warriors in 2016. They do have a strong case because of the horrible things that have gone wrong with the Browns and Indians. Cleveland has a VERY strong case and for a city with multiple teams would probably be the right choice.
But I'm going to go with Portland, even though they only have had one team, part of my logic being that Portland fans have to put all their eggs in this one basket filled with so many horrors. Here's my case:
1977: The Blazers win the NBA title. I attended my first Mariners game the night they won it all.
1978: The Blazers were 50-10, on their way to another title, when Bill Walton broke his foot. And just like that, it was all over.
1984: Stupidly passed up Michael Jordan for Sam Bowie. Considering that in the ensuing years they built a good team, this probably cost them several titles. SEVERAL. This is actually the main reason I chose Portland, I don't know if you can come up with another event that in theory (albeit a strong one, after all this IS Michael Jordan) cost a franchise multiple championships.
1990: Lost in the finals to the Pistons, 4-1.
1991: Lost in the conference finals to the Lakers, 4-2.
1992: Lost in the finals to the Bulls (the team that ended up with the guy that they should have picked), 4-2.
1999: Lost in the conference finals to the Spurs, 4-0.
2000: Had game 7 of the conference finals against the Lakers in the bag, up 15 points with 10 minutes left, and they somehow completely and totally blew it. If they'd won they'd almost certainly have whooped the Nets in the finals.
Late 1990s - early 2000s: The Jail Blazers.
2006: Strike gold in drafting Brandon Roy, who then barely makes it through five seasons due to health issues.
2007: Stupidly passed up Kevin Durant for Greg Oden, and EVERYONE thought it was stupid. I don't know if this cost them any titles, but it ensured mediocrity in the years to come.
2008 - 2025: Mostly mediocrity with the exception of the 2019 conference finals in which they lost to the Warriors, 4-0.
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The fact they passed on the greatest player in NBA history for an injury prone Oaf and then did the exact same thing with taken Oden over Durant has to be the biggest F ups in the history of sports by a FO.DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 20, 2025 11:16 pmI know we feel like we are, but we did win a Super Bowl just 12 years ago.
Most would say Cleveland, although they have one recent title, the Cavaliers overcoming a 3-1 deficit to beat the 73-9 Warriors in 2016. They do have a strong case because of the horrible things that have gone wrong with the Browns and Indians. Cleveland has a VERY strong case and for a city with multiple teams would probably be the right choice.
But I'm going to go with Portland, even though they only have had one team, part of my logic being that Portland fans have to put all their eggs in this one basket filled with so many horrors. Here's my case:
1977: The Blazers win the NBA title. I attended my first Mariners game the night they won it all.
1978: The Blazers were 50-10, on their way to another title, when Bill Walton broke his foot. And just like that, it was all over.
1984: Stupidly passed up Michael Jordan for Sam Bowie. Considering that in the ensuing years they built a good team, this probably cost them several titles. SEVERAL. This is actually the main reason I chose Portland, I don't know if you can come up with another event that in theory (albeit a strong one, after all this IS Michael Jordan) cost a franchise multiple championships.
1990: Lost in the finals to the Pistons, 4-1.
1991: Lost in the conference finals to the Lakers, 4-2.
1992: Lost in the finals to the Bulls (the team that ended up with the guy that they should have picked), 4-2.
1999: Lost in the conference finals to the Spurs, 4-0.
2000: Had game 7 of the conference finals against the Lakers in the bag, up 15 points with 10 minutes left, and they somehow completely and totally blew it. If they'd won they'd almost certainly have whooped the Nets in the finals.
Late 1990s - early 2000s: The Jail Blazers.
2006: Strike gold in drafting Brandon Roy, who then barely makes it through five seasons due to health issues.
2007: Stupidly passed up Kevin Durant for Greg Oden, and EVERYONE thought it was stupid. I don't know if this cost them any titles, but it ensured mediocrity in the years to come.
2008 - 2025: Mostly mediocrity with the exception of the 2019 conference finals in which they lost to the Warriors, 4-0.
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Yep it is us. And the writers voting for Miami to be the National champs in 1992 after we had one of the most dominant undefeated seasons in College football history.Michael K. wrote: ↑Wed Aug 20, 2025 11:25 pmThat is one single sports team. You combine the BS I mentioned in the game thread between the Sonics, Mariners and Seahawks? I think it's a no brainer. It's us.
Even our positive are followed by bullshit.
Kemp get pissed about the contract they give the great white hype, and that team implodes....and that is after, as you mentioned, the NBA fucked us with Barkley and PHX and we fucked ourselves against the Nuggets. Then? The NBA did the ultimate fuck job and let some asshat from a dustbowl buy the team and move them.
Seahawks? Refs completely screw us and the NFL world tells us to get over it. The Saints lose, not a Super Bowl, on a call that send the game to OT, Brees throws a pick and THEN they lose? The entire world backs their bullshit fan's lawsuit. If that wasn't enough, we have the youngest and most talented team in the NFL, and follow up a Super Bowl win with the worst possible loss and the Dynasty falls apart.
Then there is the Mariners. 95 is great, so the ownership decides to save money instead of build. All the stars align and we are dominating? So someone flys airplanes into the WTC. We not only blow that series to the NYFD, but we set a North American record for longest playoff draught by a professional team and we are still looking at one playoff appearance in two and a half decades.
Come on....name ONE SINGLE CITY with that much Bullshit spread across three sports teams? The Cougar fans can go on and on, and so can Husky fans. Nothing good is ever sustainable.
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