Sibelius Hindemith wrote: ↑Tue Aug 26, 2025 6:52 am
Pharmabro wrote: ↑Tue Aug 26, 2025 4:44 am
Sibelius Hindemith wrote: ↑Tue Aug 26, 2025 4:26 am
Fuck Eddie Vedder and his stupid Cup 'o shit...
Hate the marketing bullshit with this team. It's geared to the shishkaberry crowd that dominates the Seattle sports scene.
So they shouldn't market themselves? STFU.
And STFU to all you cocksuckers that think you are cool talking this incoherent BS.
Fk King's court
Fk Lite bats
fk Eddie fucking Vedder
fk fireworks
F you.
It's a bit of diversionary nonsense for people with low attention spans that can't stay focused on what matters.
People with low attention spans that can't stay focused on what matters:
Yeah, that's called.. The World? Society?
This stuff is silly, but take solace knowing it's universal in pro sports these days, not in any way just a Seattle thing. Notice how every team has some dugout prop for homeruns? Every time anyone gets a hit, there's some hand signal they do to the dugout and bullpen? Every stadium plays the same crowd-pleasing motivational music/sound-effects ("everybody clap your hands.... Clap clap clap...).
The soccer moms taking kids to the stadium for chocolate-covered strawberries and Funko Pop night are subsidizing us. Casual fans and families keep things afloat for the old-timers who are just here for the baseball.