Jason's new fav player

[D-train]

And since Donovan Ks so rarely maybe he isn't impacted as much as most hitters....

[bpj]

And since Donovan Ks so rarely maybe he isn't impacted as much as most hitters....

That works if we think he's immune to what causes the extra K's in T-Mobile.

Only one way to find out, and we're just about there.

[D-train]

And since Donovan Ks so rarely maybe he isn't impacted as much as most hitters....

That works if we think he's immune to what causes the extra K's in T-Mobile.

Only one way to find out, and we're just about there.

Seems like such an easy fix. K's are obviously not caused by grass or the marine layer. Has to be the whacked batter's eye.

[bpj]

And since Donovan Ks so rarely maybe he isn't impacted as much as most hitters....

That works if we think he's immune to what causes the extra K's in T-Mobile.

Only one way to find out, and we're just about there.

Seems like such an easy fix. K's are obviously not caused by grass or the marine layer. Has to be the whacked batter's eye.

Should at least help that he strikes out 6% of the time less than J.P. does. At least.. he did until he came to Seattle.

For some reason the Mariners seem to want to act like there's no problem with the batters eye.

Probably because it makes our pitching look good..

Unfortunately, it makes our pitching kind of a mirage and we get beat up in road games and everyone wonders why. Well, it's because they're not as good as they seem to be in Seattle.

Anyways, glad the season's almost here.

[D-train]

Well that and it costs money that they can't justify an ROI for....like hot dogs from heaven and the Salmon races....

Stanton: How much do each of the Salmon costumes cost?

Marketing schmuck: $357

Stanton: What? That's a lot of money

Marketing schmuck: But we have calculated that at least 339 idiot fans will bring their dopey kids to the the games just for that reason netting us almost $20k a home game in additional revenue!

Stanton: Holy shit! Make it so! And congrats on your new promotion to assistant to the associate marketing Schmuck!

[D-train]

Donovan with his first bomb....