Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

[Seattle or Bust]

And of course, the Astros are a top offense in baseball yet again.

Meanwhile the Mariners got guys hitting .115 and a fanbase that will cup their balls.

No Mariner is going to have a 13 pitch at bat against any pitcher.

[D-train]

You guys wanna know the Mariners problem?

It's starting off with a 2-run homer and a double, and your 1B who hit 30 homers last year misses a meatball fastball belt high right in the lefty power zone. He then pops up the next pitch and kills all momentum.

That's the problem.

Good offenses don't have the total fuck ups we have right now.

Just watch a replay of the gala celebration Pressor off Naylor's contract signing for a guy with 8 career WAR and you will feel a lot better.

[seth8734]

Wow Castillo is washed. Worst pitcher in the rotation. Now a batting practice guy. Miller needs to hurry or Anderson. Trade Castillo for a nobody but idc. Horrible showing right now. This offense coming from behind on 4 runs yea not good.

[Southpaw773]

They have got to make some moves. Replace Luis, move him to the pen or cut, and you can throw a dart in Tacoma to find better options than a couple of the hitters like Rivas.

[Seattle or Bust]

You guys wanna know the Mariners problem?

It's starting off with a 2-run homer and a double, and your 1B who hit 30 homers last year misses a meatball fastball belt high right in the lefty power zone. He then pops up the next pitch and kills all momentum.

That's the problem.

Good offenses don't have the total fuck ups we have right now.

Just watch a replay of the gala celebration Pressor off Naylor's contract signing for a guy with 8 career WAR and you will feel a lot better.

His worst season past his rookie year was putting up a .771 OPS.

If he comes close, that will be a miracle.

I don't need a lot of WAR. I need him to fucking hit.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Ichiro's broken bat was the perfect symbol for how the Ms are hitting so far. Utter futility...

[Seattle or Bust]

You guys think Leo Rivas knows that striking out 32% of the time as a 5'7 runt with no power is not ideal?

[seth8734]

Now fun part watching worst offense try to flail back. Maybe 1 or 2 hits rest of the way.

[Southpaw773]

They kept Luis in because they weren’t losing big enough yet

[Southpaw773]

Sleepy Dan finally makes a change. After he gives up 7.