9/4/26 Making A'sses of themselves game thread

[rockycola]

It's time to bring back Dustin Ackley, Evan White and Kelenic. Infuse the lineup with yesterday's hope. There's no hope left in 2026 for the Mariners.

[Sports Hernia]

I’m starting to hate everyone on this team.

But hey, it’s singalong fireworks night….

[DavidGee24]

WTF happened to all our starting pitching?

CAL TIES IT UP!!! If we can wish for one good thing besides a miracle winning streak, it's Cal staying hot thru the end of the season.

[seth8734]

WTF happened to all our starting pitching?

CAL TIES IT UP!!! If we can wish for one good thing besides a miracle winning streak, it's Cal staying hot thru the end of the season.

Where the hell has this Cal been. He has been scorching hott!!!! Absolutely enfuego

[Hy Feiber]

Melissa giving up two bombs to Rivas-type hitters. This is why he'll never be elite.

Wow, he's given up 18 at home and only 3 on the road?

Wholly fkkkk minor leaguers are hitting better then us. Not shocked but wow 4 homers in 1 inning. We cant hit 4 in a game. Getting outscored by a horrid road offense.

These young guys are just having fun playing baseball, most of them had no idea they’d even be in the majors at all this year.

[Gametime]

Team full of aces…….yeah right

[DavidGee24]

Montes has swung at ball one twice and made four outs. He needs to stop listening to Julio.

[Hy Feiber]

18 Ks and 14 LOB against the worst pitching staff in baseball. Kade Anderson out there looking like Caleb "Turd" Ferguson 2.0. Our bullpen continuing to suck.

Most disappointing Mariner team ever. Second most? Maybe the 1996 team that didn't follow up on 1995 but at least was an entertaining team.

Football can't get here fast enough.

That all said, let's go knock these bums down and fart on their heads. Got Glibert going tonight and hopefully we get Logan and not Melissa.

To me the most disappointing mariner team ever was the 2001 team that won 116 games, and barely got past the first round of the playoff, then got clobbered by the Yankees.

[seth8734]

Yay Logan shits the bed again. I KNOW THE SEASON IS OVER BUT WOW COULD U GIVE A FUCKKKK. GELOF IS NO MINOR LEAGUER BUT MOST OF THEM ARE.

Damnnnn it Wall beat Montes in that fight. Gotta give the kid some props at least he is trying. Julio would have never.

[DavidGee24]

And there's Melissa giving up another big hit. I really think it's because he has zero movement on his fastball.