Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by Big_Maple » Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:39 am

Jeezus. We can barely hold a lead against the worst team in baseball.

But my god, aren’t their uniforms pretty?

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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by Big_Maple » Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:41 am

D-train wrote:
Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:37 am
What's up with the trend the past few years that if a guy gets a hit, even a weakly struck single they have to turn to their dugout and do some ridiculous hand single to celebrate. So ridiculous.
I thought it was just the mariners since they are barely athletes I figured they were professional dancers that got drafted.

Then I saw Ohtani do it and I was like “damn”. And now I do it every time I open a door or finish a report or order a coffee at Starbucks.

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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by D-train » Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:44 am

Big_Maple wrote:
Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:41 am
D-train wrote:
Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:37 am
What's up with the trend the past few years that if a guy gets a hit, even a weakly struck single they have to turn to their dugout and do some ridiculous hand single to celebrate. So ridiculous.
I thought it was just the mariners since they are barely athletes I figured they were professional dancers that got drafted.

Then I saw Ohtani do it and I was like “damn”. And now I do it every time I open a door or finish a report or order a coffee at Starbucks.
:lol:
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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by desbcoach » Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:46 am

How big a pussy is Donavan to not make it back a month removed from a concussion

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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by D-train » Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:51 am

desbcoach wrote:
Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:46 am
How big a pussy is Donavan to not make it back a month removed from a concussion
I heard he is now in a Hospice center but is expected to possibly be ready to return when the Lockout is over next August...
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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by D-train » Sat Sep 19, 2026 12:51 am

So Moniak legs out a triple on a ball that Randy could only advance from 2nd to 3rd on...
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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by AT Fresno » Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:00 am

I did not realize this edition of the Mariners has the least amount of extra base hits in the majors.

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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by AT Fresno » Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:12 am

Cole Young did not fire that throw over to first, that's why the double play attempt failed. Also, the rookie catcher for the Rockies has lots of speed, but he swings slow. 84 mph average swing but that has resulted in a lot of hits the second half of the season.

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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by Donn Beach » Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:18 am

84 mph would be a fast swing wouldn't it
Statcast bat tracking is available beginning with the second half of the 2023 season.

Since different parts of a bat can move at different speeds, an individual swing’s speed is measured at the point six inches from the head of the bat, what is popularly called “the sweet-spot.”

The fastest 90% of a player's swings, plus any 60+ MPH swings resulting in an exit velocity of 90+ MPH, are deemed to be his 'competitive' swings. The average of these swings are his seasonal average. A “fast swing” is 75+ MPH. Learn more here.

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Re: Brainless clowns 2.0 GT

Post by D-train » Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:24 am

AT Fresno wrote:
Sat Sep 19, 2026 1:12 am
Cole Young did not fire that throw over to first, that's why the double play attempt failed. Also, the rookie catcher for the Rockies has lots of speed, but he swings slow. 84 mph average swing but that has resulted in a lot of hits the second half of the season.
Cole Young is incapable of firing a baseball. Total Noodle arm and most unorthodox throwing motion I have ever seen in my life.
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