David Gee's vintage lunch boxes

[DavidGee24]

"No Mom, this is NOT the 'next-best thing after The Beatles'."

[DavidGee24]

Seven different Batmans to choose from and this is what you got. Mom is pretty much the Jerry Dipoto of lunchbox buyers.

[DavidGee24]

You can thank the one-night stand Mom had with him in 1970 for this gem being under the Christmas tree. And no, you weren't born nine months later so you're stuck with your receding hairline accountant Dad.

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[DavidGee24]

Same thing with this treasure. Doesn't matter which one it was.

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Okay, except maybe if it was him.

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[DavidGee24]

I've never seen "Fame" because it would be hard to stomach a film about young people having their dreams shattered by a mass shooting.

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[DavidGee24]

"These are not the droids you're looking for."

"We're not looking for droids sir, we're looking for an old man who just chopped off a Scrotum-Faced Walrus's arm over at the cantina. License and registration, please."

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[DavidGee24]

What do Deadheads and Parrotheads say when the high wears off?

"Man, this music SUCKS!"

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[DavidGee24]

Goody Two, Goody Two, Goody Goody Two Shoes, don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do...

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[DavidGee24]

"Okay David, squint REALLY hard so you look Asian. Yeah, that's it!"

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[DavidGee24]

"You know Sergeant Schultz, I'm glad we're not over there in THAT camp. All that screaming kind of throws a wet blanket on the fun we have here."

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