Tomahawk Chop the Braves 4-29 gamethread

[Millikin]

Uno Dos Tres

[D-train]

I am programmed to believe that AL Teams are better than NL.
Our pitching is typically better than anything the NL has to offer.
Atlanta has some nice players but I bet we smash Atlanta in the mouth this series.

Pitching wise we match up well and are probably better with Strider out. Offensively they are King Kong and we are Queen Elizabeth.

[D-train]

Runs this series are going to be more rare than finding Easter Eggs in Iran in November...

[seth8734]

Uno Dos Tres

My god gonna be a long long night!

[Millikin]

Only 1 strikeout. Things are looking up.

[Millikin]

Mariners seem to be one of the last teams without sponsor patch on arm of uniform. Braves going with Quikrete.

I wonder what Mariners' will be? Kleenex, maybe... Tampax, Planned Parenthood?

[D-train]

Only 1 strikeout. Things are looking up.

And Polanco hit one almost 20 yards...

[seth8734]

CAN WE PLEASE GET SOME DAMN RUNS. GIVE OUR STARS SOME DAMN RUNS! LETS FUCKING GO!

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Let's GO CAL!!!

[D-train]

With that leadoff walk our chance of scoring goes up from 0.7% to 2.1%