GT France Returns to Smack Angels

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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by Millikin » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:03 am

So we'll be great When Everyone Gets Back™, but with this lineup we can't score a single fucking run against the fucking Angels?
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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by D-train » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:03 am

Bil522 wrote:
Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:00 am
Where the heck is Kyle Lewis?
He and Mitch are giving each other a therapeutic massage. Past 1 am in Quincy, MA.
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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by TraderGary » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:03 am

Millikin wrote:
Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:00 am
Wtf is wrong with these guys?
They're just conserving their energy for the doubleheader tomorrow. Running around the bases takes a lot out of a person after all.

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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by Millikin » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:04 am

D-train wrote:
Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:03 am
Bil522 wrote:
Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:00 am
Where the heck is Kyle Lewis?
He and Mitch are giving each other a therapeutic massage. Past 1 am in Quincy, MA.
They're at their bi-weekly Pussies Anonymous meeting.
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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by Seattle or Bust » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:04 am

How many hitters hit 5 homers through June 1st... and then fail to hit one for the next 3 months?

JP has to be in a league of his own there right?

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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by Millikin » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:04 am

TraderGary wrote:
Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:03 am
Millikin wrote:
Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:00 am
Wtf is wrong with these guys?
They're just conserving their energy for the doubleheader tomorrow. Running around the bases takes a lot out of a person after all.
Shit, you could be right...
Runs can tire a dude out.
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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by Captain 97 » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:05 am

Cant score a run against one of the worst pitching staffs in baseball. Good thing Jerry went out and got us a 6th Starting pitcher at the deadline. :roll:

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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by Millikin » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:06 am

If we're going to lose, can we at least brawl?

Make sure Toro gets on camera punching people.

How about a brawl so violent, T-mobile cancels the fireworks show.
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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by TraderGary » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:08 am

We really only have one legitimate hit, and that was JP's single. The two dribblers by Toro don't count. Well unless you're M's management, then it buys him another month. :roll:

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Re: GT France Returns to Smack Angels

Post by seth8734 » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:09 am

Millikin wrote:
Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:06 am
If we're going to lose, can we at least brawl?

Make sure Toro gets on camera punching people.

How about a brawl so violent, T-mobile cancels the fireworks show.
HAHA yes Toro needs to seriously lay a guy out and just start swinging.

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