What a debacle today. The game was in the bag and we handed the Rangers a freebie that they did absolutely nothing to earn. How many of these crushing losses have we had this year, as opposed to other teams blowing sure victories to us? It's got to be a hell of an imbalance against us this season. Even though the team is hitting better, it just comes down to this: the Seattle Mariners are a losing organization that does whatever it takes to lose.
Which brings us to the Asstros, an organization that just wants it more. Hell, I wouldn't mind if we cheated for a season. Put everyone on PEDs and then turn in clean samples, whatever.
On the bright side, if we sweep this series before losing, I go to 13-7 for my second game thread victory in three years. Someone else will get the money due to the missed game thread handicap though. Glad it's only 50 bucks.

Given that, let's knock these bums down and fart on their heads.