Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

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Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by auroraave » Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:00 am

A horse walks into a bar.
Joan Deutch looks at it sympathetically and says...
"Aw... why the long face?" To which the horse says...
"Fuck off, Joan. That joke's tired AF. What, ya gonna ban me from the bar now? Hmm, Miss Drunk-on-Power?"

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by auroraave » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:42 pm

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by D-train » Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:54 pm

auroraave wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:00 am
A horse walks into a bar.
Joan Deutch looks at it sympathetically and says...
"Aw... why the long face?" To which the horse says...
"Fuck off, Joan. That joke's tired AF. What, ya gonna ban me from the bar now? Hmm, Miss Drunk-on-Power?"
:lol:
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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:13 pm

auroraave wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:00 am
A horse walks into a bar.
You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by auroraave » Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:33 pm

You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?
Maoling and I got caught committing the ultimate crime - making jokes on Joan "The Horse Forum Nazi"' precious horse thread. Hence - we can mock her and her laziness on here.

So...

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Joan's Giraffes. :P

WHERE IS MAOLING??

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by D-train » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:01 am

auroraave wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:33 pm
You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?
Maoling and I got caught committing the ultimate crime - making jokes on Joan "The Horse Forum Nazi"' precious horse thread. Hence - we can mock her and her laziness on here.

So...

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Joan's Giraffes. :P

WHERE IS MAOLING??
He is depressed about the M's so doesn't post as much but he's around.
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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by ꓘLooking » Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:41 am

Q: What did Joan's horse say when it fell?

A: “I’ve fallen/banned/spammed and I can’t giddyup!”

:roll:

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by D-train » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:57 pm

ꓘLooking wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:41 am
Q: What did Joan's horse say when it fell?

A: “I’ve fallen/banned/spammed and I can’t giddyup!”

:roll:
:lol:
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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by maoling » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:36 am

omg I just found this thread

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Re: Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

Post by maoling » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:39 am

I'll be back.

It's been a rough couple years.

I've been ridden hard and put away wet.

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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