Joan's Horse Jokes Thread

[auroraave]

A horse walks into a bar.
Joan Deutch looks at it sympathetically and says...
"Aw... why the long face?" To which the horse says...
"Fuck off, Joan. That joke's tired AF. What, ya gonna ban me from the bar now? Hmm, Miss Drunk-on-Power?"

[auroraave]

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

[D-train]

A horse walks into a bar.
Joan Deutch looks at it sympathetically and says...
"Aw... why the long face?" To which the horse says...
"Fuck off, Joan. That joke's tired AF. What, ya gonna ban me from the bar now? Hmm, Miss Drunk-on-Power?"

[Sibelius Hindemith]

A horse walks into a bar.

You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?

[auroraave]

You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?

Maoling and I got caught committing the ultimate crime - making jokes on Joan "The Horse Forum Nazi"' precious horse thread. Hence - we can mock her and her laziness on here.

So...

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Joan's Giraffes.

WHERE IS MAOLING??

[D-train]

You got banned too? What was your indiscretion?

Maoling and I got caught committing the ultimate crime - making jokes on Joan "The Horse Forum Nazi"' precious horse thread. Hence - we can mock her and her laziness on here.

So...

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Joan's Giraffes.

WHERE IS MAOLING??

He is depressed about the M's so doesn't post as much but he's around.

[ꓘLooking]

Q: What did Joan's horse say when it fell?

A: “I’ve fallen/banned/spammed and I can’t giddyup!”

[D-train]

Q: What did Joan's horse say when it fell?

A: “I’ve fallen/banned/spammed and I can’t giddyup!”

[maoling]

omg I just found this thread

[maoling]

I'll be back.

It's been a rough couple years.

I've been ridden hard and put away wet.

Stay gold, Ponyboy.