Ohtani...baseball's version of Ivan Drago from Rocky IV. "I must break you".
Rag tag lineup isn't ready yet. Rotoworld has JK still in the leadoff...so we know that must be wrong. Right?
What else to say? Let the kids play!
The 6 man rotation though....common already....stupid as hell.
Predictions:
1. Kyle Seager will do something totally geeky and piss me off again.
2. Haniger will hit a home run off of the Ohtani-nater.
3. Red Beard Fraley will walk at least twice in the game.
4. We will use at least 6 different pitchers in this game and exhaust our already exhausted and injured bullpen.
5. Donnie F'n Walton wins the game for us on a sacrifice fly in the bottom of the eighth. Book it!