Game 1 Mariners in the Bronx

[D-train]

Skankees are a lot scarier then Baltimore. This series will not be fun at all on paper. Hoping pitching can handle these guys. Offense really has to help out this series. Will be lucky to take 1. Dangerous pitching and offense. They have it all

Stroman is a complete Piece of shit and has a 1.41 WHIP. Logan will shut the Yankees down. Will win to tonight for Karma reasons alone but it might be our only one of the series.

[desbcoach]

Skankees are a lot scarier then Baltimore. This series will not be fun at all on paper. Hoping pitching can handle these guys. Offense really has to help out this series. Will be lucky to take 1. Dangerous pitching and offense. They have it all

Stroman is a complete Piece of shit and has a 1.41 WHIP. Logan will shut the Yankees down. Will win to tonight for Karma reasons alone but it might be our only one of the series.

I personally think O’s are scarier but just opinion. They hit and run. Yankees not much on run from memory

[D-train]

I swear to God M's fans salivating over Polanco's return. lmao.

Where have you gone, Jorge Polanco?
Our Mariner nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Dipoto?
Joltin' Jorge and his .600 OPS and negative WAR has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

[seth8734]

Skankees are a lot scarier then Baltimore. This series will not be fun at all on paper. Hoping pitching can handle these guys. Offense really has to help out this series. Will be lucky to take 1. Dangerous pitching and offense. They have it all

Stroman is a complete Piece of shit and has a 1.41 WHIP. Logan will shut the Yankees down. Will win to tonight for Karma reasons alone but it might be our only one of the series.

Hey I Will gladly take one against these idiots. Hate the Skankees so much. Wanna take them down but it's gonna be very very hard!

[seth8734]

I swear to God M's fans salivating over Polanco's return. lmao.

Where have you gone, Jorge Polanco?
Our Mariner nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Dipoto?
Joltin' Jorge and his .600 OPS and negative WAR has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Lol I would rather have Moore be our 2b. Polanco can stay on the bench for all I care.

Well that was a fun first. Now time to watch the best offense in the game. Poor Logan.

Great start for Logan leadoff walk next 2 headed monsters. Throw damn strikes.

Yea our team fucking sux even our pitching sux now. Haha idiots first inning again can't get it done. Verdugo was made for the Yanks. Gave up nothing for him also

[DavidGee24]

Aaaaaand ballgame.

[Millikin]

I swear to God M's fans salivating over Polanco's return. lmao.

Where have you gone, Jorge Polanco?
Our Mariner nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Dipoto?
Joltin' Jorge and his .600 OPS and negative WAR has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Simon and Garfunkel loved to reference baseball in their songs.

"I am just a young boy
Though my WAR is seldom low
I have squandered plate appearances
For a pocketful of ribbies
Off of weak groundballs."

[D-train]

Urias with a cannon threw that almost 83 feet on the fly! Crisis averted!! The HBP killed him.

[D-train]

Raley hitting .300!!!

[Millikin]

Haniger hit that pop foul pretty high up.
Good job, Mitch! Not quite a "test tube homerun," but maybe a test-tube routine flyball to the outfield.