Game thread 8/23/24 Where there's a Wilson there's a way

[Pharmabro]

Let's f-ing GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Pharmabro]

Randy you need to make up for that idiotic swing on ball 4 with em juiced!

[seth8734]

Rude awakening for Dan's debut. Think he needs to sit down and ask these guys if they really wanna win. It seems like they don't.

Dan and Gar need a little time to right the ship. It's been listing and sinking for a while now.
Can Dipoto please walk the plank soon?

Yea that is true. 34 games is not enough time. Hope Dan finds a great hitting coach next season.

Can't believe we are going under 500.

[Pharmabro]

[rockycola]

To think that the Mariners have walked 8 times and not one of them has scored.
Unthinkable.
Unfathomable.
Mariners.

[Pharmabro]

They had 8 walks so far and only 2 hits. This team needs to get just f-ing pimp smacked. Re -f-ng - dic

[Hy Feiber]

The neat thing about being a major-league baseball player is that no matter how much your team stinks, you still make a shit load of money.

Think about it, the average player makes more in one year than some people make their entire lives.

By rights, team performance to some extent should dictate how much the players make.

Why should the best player on a 100 loss team, still bank his 30 million?

[Southpaw773]

Same old same old.

Can’t hit and Castillo can’t pitch.

[Millikin]

Oh what now? We gotta hit against a Quisenberry?
Mariners can't hit pitchers that throw right side up, now what chance is there?

[Hy Feiber]

I’m impressed with Randy’s consistency, he was hitting .211 before the trade, now he’s at .212!