Seahawks vs. Cardinals Game Thread 12/08/24

[maoling]

Early game thread because I am too excited. Been quite a long time since we were in the NFC West driver's seat with a critical playoff implication matchup looming.

Destiny's Darlings?

Please, Sweet Baby Jesus, give us a W. Pucker Factor is 9.7. DEFCON 3.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

The Cardinals have their backs to the wall. Seahawks'd better bring it.

[D-train]

Early game thread because I am too excited. Been quite a long time since we were in the NFC West driver's seat with a critical playoff implication matchup looming.

Destiny's Darlings?

Please, Sweet Baby Jesus, give us a W. Pucker Factor is 9.7. DEFCON 3.

Are the Pucker Factor and Defeconification factor positively or negatively correlated?

[Gametime]

Now k9 is out. Man that dude gets hurt all the time.

[maoling]

Now k9 is out. Man that dude gets hurt all the time.

Holani up, also insurance punter Zentner is up in case Dickson can't answer the bell on what looks like a game day decision. Back spasms are a nightmare, at least when I've had them. I literally cannot walk when they have flared, and um, forget about punting.

[maoling]

Early game thread because I am too excited. Been quite a long time since we were in the NFC West driver's seat with a critical playoff implication matchup looming.

Destiny's Darlings?

Please, Sweet Baby Jesus, give us a W. Pucker Factor is 9.7. DEFCON 3.

Are the Pucker Factor and Defeconification factor positively or negatively correlated?

Positive correlation coefficient. When the Pucker Factor increases to .98, we are at DEFCON 4 -- Imminent Pucker Incoming Carnage Alert

When the Pucker Factor reaches .99, we are at DEFCON 5 -- Global Thermonuclear Pucker

[trharder]

Destiny's Darlings?

I'm not feeling that yet. I'm scared.

[D-train]

We will win today. Offense and Special teams can't be worse and the D should be even better. Cards are mid as they proved in Seattle.

[maoling]

Destiny's Darlings?

I'm not feeling that yet. I'm scared.

We all need a dose of DT's confidence!!

[Donn Beach]

Yeah, beating them twice in two weeks is asking a lot. It be impressive to pull it off