rc's April Fool's GT ~ Gilbert's got the Tiger by the tale

[XpertDBA]

I came by because I heard the Mariners scored a run, and I wanted to confirm it was true. Did it really happen???? I'm filled with happiness and joy.

[Millikin]

I came by because I heard the Mariners scored a run, and I wanted to confirm it was true. Did it really happen???? I'm filled with happiness and joy.

You're experiencing the power of the Fun Differential.

[seth8734]

I came by because I heard the Mariners scored a run, and I wanted to confirm it was true. Did it really happen???? I'm filled with happiness and joy.

Yep finally so won't be shutout and still have a slim shot. If our bullpen can hold. Poor Bliss he is just not doing well at all. Probably gonna give Moore playing time over there. No better option right now. Rivas and Moore.

[Millikin]

Fcking Thornton...

[seth8734]

Fcking Thornton...

Yea he having a horrible start. Tigers are stacked with tons of young talent. Must be nice to have young talent who can hit!!! Ughhhhh

Btw Tigers always fucking seem to get thier runs back when we score. It sucks!!!!

[Seattle or Bust]

I hope this team is 30 games under .500 at the break. I hope they fire Dipoto and DFA JP Crawford so the little weirdo Mariner homers on Twitter cry.

[seth8734]

I hope this team is 30 games under .500 at the break. I hope they fire Dipoto and DFA JP Crawford so this little weirdo Mariner homers on Twitter cry.

The way they are going won't take long. Give it till end of May. No way they climb back over 500 not with this kinds offense. Can't even hit a 5th starter!!! Skubal an actual Cy young gonna make us have some really really ugly swings.

COME ON BASEBALL GODS PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON US HELP US OUT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Millikin]

I hope this team is 30 games under .500 at the break. I hope they fire Dipoto and DFA JP Crawford so the little weirdo Mariner homers on Twitter cry.

They'll probably be hovering around 500 at the break and finish the season just good enough that it seems like "we're close." As always.

Unfortunately, perpetual hope is apparently as profitable as winning.

Mediocrity is hell. Would be so much better to be so terrible that they have to make giant changes, including new ownership.

[Millikin]

[seth8734]

I hope this team is 30 games under .500 at the break. I hope they fire Dipoto and DFA JP Crawford so the little weirdo Mariner homers on Twitter cry.

They'll probably be hovering around 500 at the break and finish the season just good enough that it seems like "we're close." As always.

Unfortunately, perpetual hope is apparently as profitable as winning.

Mediocrity is hell. Would be so much better to be so terrible that they have to make giant changes, including new ownership.

Ughhhhh it's just so sad how every year we have not one guy in the lineup trying. They are all following each other in trash abs. Ughhhhh not even trying. Kinda had a feeling we were gonna get swept. Tigers have legit hitters and well we barely scratched out a run. It's never pitching that's good against us. It's our trash offense that mostly helps. Tomorrow will be a different story though!!!