Deathcon .199 Game Thread

[D-train]

We used to say if a guy couldn't hit his weight he sucks. Rowdy Tellez OPS is almost 100 points below his weight.

[seth8734]

We used to say if a guy couldn't hit his weight he sucks. Rowdy Tellez OPS is almost 100 points below his weight.

Yea would do any harm to give Lock an actual shot? I mean how could he do any worse?

Holly hell this guy is really really bad. I mean so bad that maybe our offense could hit him. Hancock had one bad inning and this guy replaces him. Would rather Hancock this guy can't throw strikes can't do anything right no need to keep him on this team. Just do damn bullpen games. Wow can anything go right with this damnnn team!!!

[DavidGee24]

And Castillo 2.0 throws away a double play ball. If he gives up any more runs we should forfeit. There's no rule against it, so why not? Save the bullpen.

[seth8734]

And Castillo 2.0 throws away a double play ball. If he gives up any more runs we should forfeit. There's no rule against it, so why not? Save the bullpen.

Yep can't even throw a strike to a base!!! Fuck saying he has great control. Kirby would pitch much better right now not even revved up yet. Gonna be 10 games out by end of next week. Rangers will sweep us so at least 8 games out by then wow. Glad to see Jerry is safe. Any of us at our jobs of we sucked we would be fired. I guess making millions u can't get fired.

Jp gets a worthless double. Julio will 100% make sure he stays there. He doesn't wanna bring him In!!

[DavidGee24]

Just like yesterday, The Asstro pitcher is throwing meatballs and our guys can't square them up. At least today they're hitting dribblers and pop-ups so that's an improvement.

[seth8734]

Just like yesterday, The Asstro pitcher is throwing meatballs and our guys can't square them up. At least today they're hitting dribblers and pop-ups so that's an improvement.

Seriously though is there anyone that can fix Julio. This offense rides on him when he sucks the whole team does. He has been straight trash only gonna lead in one category and that's strikeouts and runners left on base!! Again this franchise was fucking stupid to resign Julio and Cal they have done shit since then. Just complete trash!!

[DavidGee24]

Brown threw one pitch in the strike zone to Julio, that last one almost hit him, and he struck out.

This is why it's a good thing I'm not a baseball team owner, I literally would publicly offer to trade a player for a bag of shit.

[DavidGee24]

Just like yesterday, The Asstro pitcher is throwing meatballs and our guys can't square them up. At least today they're hitting dribblers and pop-ups so that's an improvement.

Seriously though is there anyone that can fix Julio. This offense rides on him when he sucks the whole team does. He has been straight trash only gonna lead in one category and that's strikeouts and runners left on base!! Again this franchise was fucking stupid to resign Julio and Cal they have done shit since then. Just complete trash!!

Cal will be fine. He's never going to be much better than a .200 hitter, but you'll get 25-35 dingers and top-flight defense. Julio, on the other hand, is too dumb to be a great player.

[rockycola]

Julio is making contact, it's just a matter of.......t......i.......m........e........

Two foul tip K's. Inroads! Improvements! By the inch it's a cinch!

FoulTIP K's deserve merit badges. Not nearly as bad as a swing and a miss, or for God's sake, a strikeout looking, right?

[Seattle or Bust]

Don’t worry guys. This is a good offense and we have all the players in house to be great.