Dingers only Game Thread: Singles need not apply. Woooooo

[Southpaw773]

Thanks Jerry for the absolute garbage bullpen, offense and thanks Dan for being a total idiot. Even Scott wasn’t this dumb.

[DavidGee24]

Munoz in a non-save situation. When does that ever work?

Usually it works out fine. That's one of the myths of the game.

[Southpaw773]

Munoz in a non-save situation. When does that ever work?

Usually it works out fine. That's one of the myths of the game.

No it doesn’t. Munoz has a history of pitching really bad man when it’s not an actual save. But Dan has the memory of a goldfish.

[Donn Beach]

Munoz in a non-save situation. When does that ever work?

Usually it works out fine. That's one of the myths of the game.

Yeah, you want him sitting on the bench in that situation? I doubt it's because he's not focused enough

[rockycola]

The Three Stooges are sitting in the stands, talking about the M's braintrust:

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!’ – Curly’s trademark laugh, used whenever he’s amused or nervous. This is perhaps the most famous of all Three Stooges quotes.
‘Soitenly!’ (Certainly!) – Curly’s mangled pronunciation became a staple in countless episodes.
‘I’m a victim of circumstance!’ – Delivered with perfect timing when Curly’s plans go awry.
‘Woo-woo-woo-woo!’ – His panic sound, often accompanied by running in circles.
‘Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!’ – Curly calling for help in his distinctive falsetto.
‘You lamebrain!’ – Ironically said by Curly even though he’s usually the one being called that.
‘I’m tryin’ to think, but nothin’ happens!’ – After banging his head to ‘clear’ his mind.
‘Oh, a wise guy, eh?’ – Curly’s response to sarcasm, leading to more chaos.
‘Nyahh-ah-ahh!’ – Another signature vocalization when frustrated.
‘If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed!’ – A hilariously twisted motivational quote.

[DavidGee24]

Munoz in a non-save situation. When does that ever work?

Usually it works out fine. That's one of the myths of the game.

No it doesn’t. Munoz has a history of pitching really bad man when it’s not an actual save. But Dan has the memory of a goldfish.

No, he doesn't. It just seems that way because people perpetuate that myth so often that it's just assumed.

[seth8734]

Another for Luke the Nuke. Sucks wont be enough. Damnnn Dono and that horrible throw!!!

[Southpaw773]

All on Dan’s awful in game management and lineup!

[seth8734]

Damnnn Made it interesting in the 10th but thanx to Dono and big error cost us. Ughhhh 2 out of 3 not played well at all this far. Luke is looking great. Delauter true Mariner killer in his 1st big league season ouch!!!!

[Millikin]

Usually it works out fine. That's one of the myths of the game.

No it doesn’t. Munoz has a history of pitching really bad man when it’s not an actual save. But Dan has the memory of a goldfish.

No, he doesn't. It just seems that way because people perpetuate that myth so often that it's just assumed.

One season, a few years ago, Munoz was absolutely horrible in non-save situations. He was like sub 2.00 ERA in save situations and over 6.00 in non-save situations.
--BUT--
Hasn't been true for him since then. For at least the last two season I think he's been just about the same no matter what the situation.