Gio vs. Geo game thread

[AT Fresno]

San Diego. 10 hits. Seattle. 1 hit! 1 fuckin' hit??

[D-train]

We are 22-26 now. Were 28-20 last season after 48 games. 6 games worse. 15-25 vs everyone but the Astros.

[seth8734]

Yea this team is no last year's team. That team was a team. Idk who these guys are but they are no team thats for sure. Complete embarrassment

[Hy Feiber]

This division “race” reminds me of O.J. Simpson‘s ride up I-5.

With police in cold pursuit.

No problem, the Mariners can win the division with 81 victories, even.

But what a bore.

It used to be a stalwart division, especially with the A’s always going on their hot streak.

[Hy Feiber]

We are 22-26 now. Were 28-20 last season after 48 games. 6 games worse. 15-25 vs everyone but the Astros.

And half the starting lineup of Houston is AAA.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

The only Mariner that got a hit was replaced later in the game by a guy barely hitting over .100. Can't make this shit up.

[Michael K.]

The only Mariner that got a hit was replaced later in the game by a guy barely hitting over .100. Can't make this shit up.

But they are most likely turning a profit, so the organization is good with it.

[D-train]

The only Mariner that got a hit was replaced later in the game by a guy barely hitting over .100. Can't make this shit up.

A guy with over a .900 OPS replaced by a guy with a guy with a OPS in the low 400s. Just an absolute joke of a franchise on every level imaginable.

[Donn Beach]

Phillies are 15-4 since firing Rob Thomson... Just saying

[Millikin]

This is all the curse of the snub. That is, Cal refusing to shake hands/fist-bump Arozarandy at the WBC.

And. Randy, being Cuban probably knows a little voodoo, cast a spell on Cal. But Randy's witch doctoring skills are rusty and he accidentally cast a spell that spread throughout the whole team.

It's science.